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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Put it in the oven on as low as possible - I know of 2 cases where this worked. We were just talking about this in another thread a month or 2 ago.
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#1232 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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I can only turn my head a few degrees to the right and not at all to the left without excruciating pain. it's not like there is a fun story that ended with my injury, i just woke up like this. total suckage.
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#1233 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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bachelorhood sucks balls.
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#1234 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,360
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no one to pick up your dirty socks off the floor?
or . . . you know, actually suck your balls? (tries to figure out what's wrong with sucking balls) ???
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#1235 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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Dude, you missed a great chance to make up a totally cool story.
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#1236 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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An old friend from college chatted at me on Facebook last night. We talked about this & that. I had complained about problems with my little web site transition. He said he had put up a web page for his church a while back, but now Google was claiming it was a dangerous web page and he couldn't figure out why.
I logged in to one of my Linux boxes and did a wget on it so I could look at the code without actually visiting the page--AVG was blocking it for me as well. It turned out an iFrame exploit had gotten stuck into it. So, I pasted that bit into the chat and said, here, that's what you need to get rid of. But now the code was in the chat window and AVG kept telling me Facebook was infected. Real smooth move there. |
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#1237 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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hmmm, where did I leave my babblefish now?
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#1238 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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Well, the extended story is really pathetic. When Lil Lookout was about 18 months old I was laying on the floor and he decided to jump off the couch and landed with both heels right between my shoulder blades. I've had sporadic neck and back problems ever since. It's been more than a year since it was this bad though. I've been to the chiro, had two massages, and get acupuncture in the morning. It usually takes about two weeks to return to normal.
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#1239 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Must be something in the air...my knee has decided to revert back to 1984.
Not fun walking on ice and snow. ![]()
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#1240 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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Wow. I wish my knees were 25 years younger. Well, 15 anyway.
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#1241 |
Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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Lookout, its time for a MRI. Sounds like a disc problem that is probably impinging on a nerve.
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#1242 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Not my knee in 1984...
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#1243 |
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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My tummy has been hurting for two days now, crampy burping stitch-in-the-side hurting. No other symptoms.
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#1244 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
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Perhaps you have intestinal worms.
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#1245 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Witchetty grubs with teefs!
Hang on, don't worms itch your backside as they poke out at night for food? Or was that just something my Mum said to gross me out when trying to get me to take Pripsen (the most DISGUSTING taste in the world evar). I know the leg ones can be tempted out with bacon - but I doubt they cause crampy, burpy stitches... |
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