The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 830

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2018, 10:40 PM

I'll be damned, all this time...
Wait'll I tell Girdie about this.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2018, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

See? Yes! Just like the pic on the left - right through the sidewall.

I was in a muddy empty lot/parking area on my neighbors' property. How in the world a cotter pin impaled itself into the sidewall in a morass of sloppy mud is a mystery for the ages.

The idea that a massive bolt similarly impaled a tire's sidewall is even more bizarre. How on earth could that happen!?

It's the end times, people. Gird yer loins.

It's not just external threats, sometimes the tires will self destruct.

Glinda · 03-26-2018, 01:28 PM

I never did trust that Michelin guy. Looks shifty.

DanaC · 03-26-2018, 01:53 PM

So that's what it means to gird one's loins...

Gravdigr · 03-26-2018, 04:21 PM

Every time I hear the word loins I think of Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

DanaC · 03-28-2018, 06:45 PM

You know, I found out the other day what it means in the old stories when they say a man 'girded his loins'.

Gravdigr · 03-29-2018, 06:08 PM

I was on a website just the other day and they were showing how to gird one's loins...

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2018, 06:06 PM

Since about the first of the year Verizon (or the NSA) has been adding extra info to some of my phone calls on my caller ID...

xoxoxoBruce · 04-29-2018, 11:25 AM

What the hell was he(yeah sexist, but it's always a he), was thinking?
I'm guessing it wasn't about the wind.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2018, 06:19 PM

Probably cost more than whole jeans.

Clodfobble · 04-30-2018, 09:20 PM

Imagine the impoverished textile factory workers who have to make those. How could you view us as anything but evil?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-30-2018, 09:47 PM

I imagine the third world textile workers never see those, if they did they would die laughing. Just cut up used jeans with the majority of the removed denim sent to recycling.
Besides, they were obviously created by artisans.

Gravdigr · 05-01-2018, 04:49 PM

Reminds me of when Cousindigr came to the house and asked me to shotgun her jeans.

Clothes pinned 'em to a tree limb and blasted 'em with a couple loads of sixes.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-01-2018, 07:35 PM

I didn't know you were/are an avant-garde raconteur.

Gravdigr · 05-11-2018, 01:47 PM

...the hell, man?

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03-25-2018, 10:40 PM	#12436
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'll be damned, all this time... Wait'll I tell Girdie about this. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-26-2018, 04:21 PM	#12440
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03-29-2018, 06:08 PM	#12442
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was on a website just the other day and they were showing how to gird one's loins... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-25-2018, 06:06 PM	#12443
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since about the first of the year Verizon (or the NSA) has been adding extra info to some of my phone calls on my caller ID... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-29-2018, 11:25 AM	#12444
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What the hell was he(yeah sexist, but it's always a he), was thinking? I'm guessing it wasn't about the wind. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-26-2018, 01:28 PM	#12438
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I never did trust that Michelin guy. Looks shifty.

04-30-2018, 06:19 PM	#12445
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Probably cost more than whole jeans. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-30-2018, 09:20 PM	#12446
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Imagine the impoverished textile factory workers who have to make those. How could you view us as anything but evil? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-30-2018, 09:47 PM	#12447
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I imagine the third world textile workers never see those, if they did they would die laughing. Just cut up used jeans with the majority of the removed denim sent to recycling. Besides, they were obviously created by artisans. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-01-2018, 04:49 PM	#12448
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Reminds me of when Cousindigr came to the house and asked me to shotgun her jeans. Clothes pinned 'em to a tree limb and blasted 'em with a couple loads of sixes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-01-2018, 07:35 PM	#12449
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I didn't know you were/are an avant-garde raconteur. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-11-2018, 01:47 PM	#12450
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...the hell, man? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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