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I love it when a plan comes together.
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I found something to like about wearing masks in public. I can whistle at an attractive gal; then, look at the guy nearest to me and say: Stop that!
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05-08-2020, 04:44 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Ha!
Fun times, sexobon. What's making me happy is that my friend's mum is out of hospital and recovering. That's actually a few days old news, but I have just been chatting to her so its on my mind. Clearly her recovery is going well, because Clo's back to being pissed off with her :P
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05-08-2020, 06:09 AM
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still says videotape
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Ha! The way it should be.
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05-08-2020, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Splendid!
I'm happy too!
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05-09-2020, 10:03 AM
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I took a shower and am dressed before 11am. Think I might go for a long walk. Woo! Look at me all eager to take on the day.
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05-09-2020, 10:49 AM
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Carpe diem!
(Ex longinquo tutoque speculetur)
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05-11-2020, 12:27 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Yesterday, I pulled my "Ministry of Silly Walks" signs to mow the lawn and put them away in the garage because I thought maybe their time was done.... but as I was standing there, some people passed and asked me if I was the one with the signs, their mom had told them about them and how much she enjoyed them every day when she went to get the mail. So I pulled them out of the garage to show them and they're back up, and this afternoon I'm redoing the feet that weren't waterproof enough to weather last night's storm and are a tad limp
 I think the mom in question was my first "customer" and Bajaboi mentioned seeing her silly walking too
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05-11-2020, 12:29 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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05-11-2020, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Oh, good grief...
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05-12-2020, 02:33 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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If this is addressed to Monster then the best analogy I can give is that you should imagine you are the new boy in prison, in the communal shower, and you don’t know which of the inmates around you has just playfully flicked your arse with their towel. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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05-12-2020, 09:24 AM
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Sure, because that's exactly the same.
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05-12-2020, 11:56 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I assumed that Sexobon isn't actually doing this but was making a joke
It put me in mind of a friend of mine many years ago, who would sit with his mirrored shades on indoors, and then occasionally tell someone he was watching them. Couldn't tell where his eyes were looking. He thought it was hilarious.
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05-12-2020, 12:42 PM
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Got a check from my insurance company for $42.42. Says COVID-19 Auto Premium Relief Program.
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05-12-2020, 04:04 PM
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my "relief" check for auto insurance was for $10.
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05-12-2020, 04:59 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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$35.24, looks like xoB is buying the first round.
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