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Old 01-03-2017, 07:11 AM   #1
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Sure. I could fill in the big events, no problem. I'd be curious to have all the small, but memorable events in my personalized chart too. But I don't have mental time stamps for all of those.
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:42 AM   #2
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I would like it too, especially if it was something that just happened on its own, like a sci-fy story....and you could access it with VR goggles.
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Old 01-03-2017, 11:55 AM   #3
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Absolutely. It has to happen on its own. I don't want to do that work.

But no peeking into the future. The chart needs to end with today.
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Old 01-03-2017, 01:33 PM   #4
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But no peeking into the future. The chart needs to end with today.
Oh, no. No, no.

I desperately need to know the exact date & time I'm gonna get laid next.

Desperately.
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:02 PM   #5
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apparently, you make your own luck.

get BUSY man!
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Old 01-04-2017, 05:06 PM   #6
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Unfortunately it's been one a week for the last two years.
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Old 01-06-2017, 11:37 AM   #7
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apparently, you make your own luck.

get BUSY man!
When I make my own luck, it's usually bad.

I need to try someone else's luck.
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Old 01-06-2017, 02:13 PM   #8
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Pornhub year end report has a bunch of graphs by country, by state, by sex, searched for categories and time watched.
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Old 01-06-2017, 08:39 AM   #9
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Expressing voter opinion in the form of a topographical-style map. Weird, but effective.
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Old 01-06-2017, 02:17 PM   #10
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Porn Hub my favorite.
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Old 01-06-2017, 03:07 PM   #11
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4.6 Billion hours watched.

There are 7 billion people on the planet, so that's 4.6 divided by 7, or .65 hours per person on the planet. And 0.65 hours is 39 minutes per person on Earth

The also say 12.5 videos viewed per person on earth, so that means there are 12.5 videos in 39 minutes. That works out each video being an average of 3 minutes and 9 seconds long.
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Old 01-06-2017, 04:01 PM   #12
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If you look a the times per state, Mississippi is high with 11 minutes.
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:24 AM   #13
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4.6 Billion hours watched.

There are 7 billion people on the planet, so that's 4.6 divided by 7, or .65 hours per person on the planet. And 0.65 hours is 39 minutes per person on Earth

The also say 12.5 videos viewed per person on earth, so that means there are 12.5 videos in 39 minutes. That works out each video being an average of 3 minutes and 9 seconds long.
Isn't that how long it takes to have sex?
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Old 01-07-2017, 10:13 AM   #14
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Define "sex".
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Old 01-07-2017, 02:48 PM   #15
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