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lumberjim · 05-08-2018, 04:46 PM

I can't find a combo that isn't awesome

Ya Butterface Shart Blossom

Gravdigr · 05-10-2018, 02:41 PM

Smelly douche hammer.

Luvvit.

Happy Monkey · 05-10-2018, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I can't find a combo that isn't awesome

I dunno; I think using 'dragon' might soften the insult. The other items in column 3 can take on and enhance the insult level, but 'dragon' turns it around a bit.

A slimy butt dragon is still a goddamn dragon.

lumberjim · 05-10-2018, 05:36 PM

how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all...

reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed

glatt · 05-11-2018, 04:08 AM

Shit men.
Good times.

Gravdigr · 05-11-2018, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

A slimy butt dragon is still a goddamn dragon.

That's so full of awesome, I can't even.

Happy Monkey · 05-11-2018, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all...

reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed

Still a dragon, in my mind (And it looks like that thread agrees, actually). One with fecal breath, who likes to kidnap princesses with a bit of junk in the trunk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

That's so full of awesome, I can't even.

I know, right?

Using 'dragon' in column 3 mitigates the insult factor of the first two columns, if it doesn't overwhelm them entirely.

Clodfobble · 05-11-2018, 06:00 PM

Mr. Clod and I were just talking about the Shit Men controversy the other day. I wish I could remember what new shit-based metaphor triggered it...

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2018, 07:47 PM

Oh sure, true to form, you love to tease us.

lumberjim · 05-19-2018, 05:27 AM

Day one of vacation today. We left home at 4 Friday after work. I loaded the bike on a trailer and we got as far as Winchester Va. Hooked up with a buddy we met in Front Royal 3 years ago. Had some beers and burgers. The burger menu was very interesting. They had one called Fat Elvis. With Peanut butter, bananas and bacon. Didn't try that one. I had a George Washington. Cheddar, bacon, apple slices and a fried egg. Damn tasty.

It started raining around dusk, so driving with a motorcycle in tow was extra enjoyable. It's still fucking raining as I enjoy this free breakfast at the Hampton inn. Cmon.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-19-2018, 07:18 AM

Jim, there's an SSR gathering at Maggie Valley, NC this weekend and the weather forecasts are all bad.

lumberjim · 05-24-2018, 09:11 AM

Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon.

captainhook455 · 05-24-2018, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon.

Man I am a sorry friend not txing for so long. Bout time you relieved some stress.

Griff · 05-25-2018, 06:59 AM

Sweeeeeeeeeet

lumberjim · 05-31-2018, 07:59 PM

Ripleys senior year art exhibit is tonight.

05-08-2018, 04:46 PM	#1306
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05-10-2018, 02:41 PM	#1307
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05-10-2018, 05:36 PM	#1309
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how about a Butt loving Shit Dragon? That would indicate a dragon shaped shit...which is actually shit, and not a dragon at all... reference the shit-man thread. and the great ongoing shit man debate that followed __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-11-2018, 06:00 PM	#1313
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05-11-2018, 07:47 PM	#1314
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05-11-2018, 04:08 AM	#1310
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Shit men. Good times.

05-19-2018, 05:27 AM	#1315
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Day one of vacation today. We left home at 4 Friday after work. I loaded the bike on a trailer and we got as far as Winchester Va. Hooked up with a buddy we met in Front Royal 3 years ago. Had some beers and burgers. The burger menu was very interesting. They had one called Fat Elvis. With Peanut butter, bananas and bacon. Didn't try that one. I had a George Washington. Cheddar, bacon, apple slices and a fried egg. Damn tasty. It started raining around dusk, so driving with a motorcycle in tow was extra enjoyable. It's still fucking raining as I enjoy this free breakfast at the Hampton inn. Cmon. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-19-2018, 07:18 AM	#1316
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jim, there's an SSR gathering at Maggie Valley, NC this weekend and the weather forecasts are all bad. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-24-2018, 09:11 AM	#1317
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Last day. This was monday doing the tail of the dragon. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-25-2018, 06:59 AM	#1319
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05-31-2018, 07:59 PM	#1320
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Ripleys senior year art exhibit is tonight. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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