What new thing have you learned today ? - Page 9

limey · 05-24-2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

My favourite use was outside a garage in Bradford - "You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians".

Saw the same outside a fast food place in Leicester, but it didn't ring quite as true. I know, I ate there once.

[cultural interpreter] Bradford and Leicester are towns with a significant immigrant population from the Indian sub-continent. [/cultural interpreter]

kerosene · 05-24-2011, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Do the Brits think of a Cowboy as an unscrupulous business person?

If you say cowboy, I say "where?"

Gravdigr · 09-23-2011, 12:03 PM

Today I learned that the top from a 7 oz. jar of Jet-Puffed Marshmallow Creme will fit a 28 oz. jar of Jif Peanut Butter, and vice-versa.

infinite monkey · 09-23-2011, 12:17 PM

SIX, SIX NEW THINGS! [/The Count]

1) I'm ugly
2) I'm old
3) I'm stupid
4) My feelings about my own life are off base and silly
5) I can't be trusted to understand so it's easier to dismiss me
6) I am tolerated like a bad cat

Sundae · 09-23-2011, 12:26 PM

Six things I knew or remembered about Infi today:

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1) She's beautiful inside and out
2) She's old enough to be a cougar but young enough to snare a weird old millionaire
3) She's bloody smart
4) She is self aware but too hard on herself
5) She has a huge presence here on the Cellar and her contribution is important
6) She is loved and treasured, even when she needs to be cuffed like a bad cat for not loving herself like we do.

glatt · 09-23-2011, 12:27 PM

infinite monkey · 09-23-2011, 12:28 PM

Thanks Sundae.

I don't deserve the kind words. I'm really having trouble snapping out of this ongoing depression/anxiety. I have an appointment to get some bloodwork done. I just feel pretty worthless to everyone right now.

Sorry, you. Sorry everyone. I'm such a noodge.

footfootfoot · 09-23-2011, 01:05 PM

She's smart, she's funny, she's got huge...tracts of land (paraphrasing)

Be thankful you're not "[You] fat and ugly and got no friends." That was the worst thing that could befall a person when we were kids.

BigV · 09-23-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

SIX, SIX NEW THINGS! [/The Count]

1) I'm ugly -- only compared to me, dahlink.
2) I'm old -- not compared to me you're not.
3) I'm stupid -- only compared to mercy and UG (just ask them).
4) My feelings about my own life are off base and silly -- only if you believe that crap in your original list.
5) I can't be trusted to understand so it's easier to dismiss me -- trust is something that can only be given, it can't be taken. If others don't trust you, that's their issue, not yours. People are free to make their own conclusions, including mistaken ones.
6) I am tolerated like a bad cat -- because you're both irresistible.

clarified that for you....

Here endeth the sermon.

Undertoad · 09-23-2011, 01:11 PM

I don't even know why, but I love you like the sister I never had.

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I am tolerated like a bad cat

This is the most remarkable metaphor I have encountered in years.

jimhelm · 09-23-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Thanks Sundae.

I don't deserve the kind words. I'm really having trouble snapping out of this ongoing depression/anxiety. I have an appointment to get some bloodwork done. I just feel pretty worthless to everyone right now.

Sorry, you. Sorry everyone. I'm such a noodge.

A hot noodge. I would wreck that.

footfootfoot · 09-23-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

A hot noodge. I would wreck that.

Uhh, not for nothing Jim, but that isn't much of an endorsement...

jimhelm · 09-23-2011, 01:35 PM

Im way picky

infinite monkey · 09-23-2011, 02:14 PM

Golly. You can't know what all that means to me.

OK, enough. This pity party is over. However, we are having beers with Obama in Nothingland. See footfootfoot for beer tickets.

Trilby · 12-15-2011, 09:09 AM

I learned what a demiurge is.

Look it up for yourself, slacker.

09-23-2011, 12:03 PM	#123
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09-23-2011, 01:05 PM	#128
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	She's smart, she's funny, she's got huge...tracts of land (paraphrasing) Be thankful you're not "[You] fat and ugly and got no friends." That was the worst thing that could befall a person when we were kids. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-23-2011, 01:35 PM	#133
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Im way picky __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-15-2011, 09:09 AM	#135
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I learned what a demiurge is. Look it up for yourself, slacker. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-23-2011, 12:17 PM	#124
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	SIX, SIX NEW THINGS! [/The Count] 1) I'm ugly 2) I'm old 3) I'm stupid 4) My feelings about my own life are off base and silly 5) I can't be trusted to understand so it's easier to dismiss me 6) I am tolerated like a bad cat

09-23-2011, 12:27 PM	#126
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09-23-2011, 12:28 PM	#127
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thanks Sundae. I don't deserve the kind words. I'm really having trouble snapping out of this ongoing depression/anxiety. I have an appointment to get some bloodwork done. I just feel pretty worthless to everyone right now. Sorry, you. Sorry everyone. I'm such a noodge.

09-23-2011, 02:14 PM	#134
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Golly. You can't know what all that means to me. OK, enough. This pity party is over. However, we are having beers with Obama in Nothingland. See footfootfoot for beer tickets.

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