Do you pee in the shower? - Page 9

juju · 12-07-2003, 07:13 PM

I guess I could try it with a gas station toilet, but I'd feel kind of silly sneaking in there with a piece of paper and a bottle of food coloring. What would I say if I were caught? "Just an incognito FBI operation on your toilet, ma'am. Nothing to worry about."

elSicomoro · 12-07-2003, 07:19 PM

Put the items in your coat pocket on the way in. Throw the stuff away in the bathroom trash can.

juju · 12-07-2003, 07:24 PM

Yes, yes, of course.

I'm sure as hell not braving the freezing cold for it, though. If I decide to, it will be at a more opportune moment.

Kitsune · 12-07-2003, 07:31 PM

While living in the dorm, we had one of those gas station-style toilets go completely insane on us. Someone flushed it, the valve broke, and we found ourselves with an ever-flushing toilet.

At first, we were a bit frightened -- it isn't every day that you come across something of this nature -- but after a coming to the conclusion that the campus repair guy wouldn't be around for awhile, we decided that a constantly flushing toilet might be a good thing to have around.

It is not. All the positives of a never-ending water stream are nulled by the fact that while sitting on it you are sprayed with, yes, a fine mist. My roommate was the first to try it and return with the bad news: yes, everything is swept away without any need to push a button, "but you're going to walk away with a drippy ass".

elSicomoro · 12-07-2003, 07:34 PM

I would think it would make cleaning your ass easier...it would be like a bidet.

Kitsune · 12-07-2003, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
I would think it would make cleaning your ass easier...it would be like a bidet.

Heh. Great minds think alike!

But, alas, someone got intelligent and closed the water inlet with a screwdriver. On finding that little trick out, however, we found it funny to shut off all the toilets but leave the urinals running in the other halls. There is no greater sense of dread than to hit the flush lever and hear silence.

insoluble · 12-08-2003, 10:56 AM

I dyed my cat red with food coloring last month - she looked really cool!

juju · 12-08-2003, 10:59 AM

Hmm.. that works?

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:20 AM

In a word.

Yes.

In many words:

Yes, but only on white cats because the color isn't very strong and doesn't dye hair. Cats will eventualy lick it out. Some cats may be allergic to some of the specific food coloring though..

kerosene · 12-08-2003, 11:21 AM

You could always try Kool-Aid.

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:26 AM

Kool Aid is BAD for cats cause it has the flavouring and the smell to it.

Cats have a very sensitive sense of smell and the Kool-Aid will probably really stink to them.

If you really want to piss off a cat, spray some perfume in it's front 'arm pits'...they can't lick it off there and it'll stink and REALLY piss them off...

kerosene · 12-08-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by FileNotFound
Kool Aid is BAD for cats cause it has the flavouring and the smell to it.

Cats have a very sensitive sense of smell and the Kool-Aid will probably really stink to them.

If you really want to piss off a cat, spray some perfume in it's front 'arm pits'...they can't lick it off there and it'll stink and REALLY piss them off...

I am sure Kool-Aid is bad for cats. But I know it dyes human hair pretty well. /shrug.

Another good way to piss off a cat is to roll up a little piece of scotch tape and put it on the bottom of the cat's paws. Sounds evil, I know. But usually they get it off pretty quickly.

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by case

Another good way to piss off a cat is to roll up a little piece of scotch tape and put it on the bottom of the cat's paws. Sounds evil, I know. But usually they get it off pretty quickly.

When I was little I would attach those little bells that are meant to go on their collars to their tails.
Then I'd scare them to make them run...which would cause the bell to ring and them to think that something was chasing them...

When you pair that with the sticky tape and slipery hardwood floors...it's quite a sight...

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:41 AM

Oh and if you REALLY want to see something bizzare...give your cat valerian root extract.

I don't mean the root itself, I mean the extract in liquid form.

It's like extacy for cats...they'll do some really odd stuff after that.

kerosene · 12-08-2003, 11:44 AM

We use to have a cat that could sniff out catnip, no matter where we hid it. One day he had found the bag of catnip in the highest kitchen cabinet. When we got home, the entire kitchen floor was covered in catnip and he was lying in the middle of the floor on his back, making weird REEOOWWRR sounds. It looked like he had O.D.ed on it.

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12-08-2003, 11:20 AM	#9
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	In a word. Yes. In many words: Yes, but only on white cats because the color isn't very strong and doesn't dye hair. Cats will eventualy lick it out. Some cats may be allergic to some of the specific food coloring though.. __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-08-2003, 11:26 AM	#11
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Kool Aid is BAD for cats cause it has the flavouring and the smell to it. Cats have a very sensitive sense of smell and the Kool-Aid will probably really stink to them. If you really want to piss off a cat, spray some perfume in it's front 'arm pits'...they can't lick it off there and it'll stink and REALLY piss them off... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-08-2003, 11:41 AM	#14
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Oh and if you REALLY want to see something bizzare...give your cat valerian root extract. I don't mean the root itself, I mean the extract in liquid form. It's like extacy for cats...they'll do some really odd stuff after that. __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-07-2003, 07:13 PM	#1
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	I guess I could try it with a gas station toilet, but I'd feel kind of silly sneaking in there with a piece of paper and a bottle of food coloring. What would I say if I were caught? "Just an incognito FBI operation on your toilet, ma'am. Nothing to worry about."

12-07-2003, 07:19 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Put the items in your coat pocket on the way in. Throw the stuff away in the bathroom trash can.

12-07-2003, 07:24 PM	#3
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Yes, yes, of course. I'm sure as hell not braving the freezing cold for it, though. If I decide to, it will be at a more opportune moment.

12-07-2003, 07:31 PM	#4
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	While living in the dorm, we had one of those gas station-style toilets go completely insane on us. Someone flushed it, the valve broke, and we found ourselves with an ever-flushing toilet. At first, we were a bit frightened -- it isn't every day that you come across something of this nature -- but after a coming to the conclusion that the campus repair guy wouldn't be around for awhile, we decided that a constantly flushing toilet might be a good thing to have around. It is not. All the positives of a never-ending water stream are nulled by the fact that while sitting on it you are sprayed with, yes, a fine mist. My roommate was the first to try it and return with the bad news: yes, everything is swept away without any need to push a button, "but you're going to walk away with a drippy ass".

12-07-2003, 07:34 PM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I would think it would make cleaning your ass easier...it would be like a bidet.

12-08-2003, 10:56 AM	#7
insoluble developmentally disabled rear end headwear Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: syracuse, ny Posts: 207	I dyed my cat red with food coloring last month - she looked really cool!

12-08-2003, 10:59 AM	#8
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Hmm.. that works?

12-08-2003, 11:21 AM	#10
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	You could always try Kool-Aid.

12-08-2003, 11:44 AM	#15
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	We use to have a cat that could sniff out catnip, no matter where we hid it. One day he had found the bag of catnip in the highest kitchen cabinet. When we got home, the entire kitchen floor was covered in catnip and he was lying in the middle of the floor on his back, making weird REEOOWWRR sounds. It looked like he had O.D.ed on it.

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