What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 92

glatt · 12-09-2015, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Something along the lines of "In order to succeed you need to break the rules."
I thought, "Who is your copywriter? Lance Armstrong?"

I like that

DanaC · 12-09-2015, 07:06 PM

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the big slow two handled drill

Orrlly?

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Originally Posted by glatt

I like that

I liked the perfume shop one. I totally yelled yes! in agreement.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2015, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Orrlly?

Would I lie to you, my oldest and dearest friend... if it didn't concern money or sex?

BigV · 12-12-2015, 10:43 AM

I amuse myself (aMuse, not aBuse, that's a different thread)

The other day, I texted to Twil that somebody (what? who? me???) might bring her flowers at work.

--sometime later--

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Gravdigr · 12-12-2015, 12:26 PM

Outstanding.

infinite monkey · 12-12-2015, 04:33 PM

Awesome!

classicman · 12-12-2015, 06:28 PM

Ha! Well played sir.

Griff · 12-13-2015, 08:38 AM

Nicely done!

Sundae · 12-13-2015, 08:45 AM

Apparently you can't say Snowman any more. You have to say Snowperson.
Said completely seriously in my hearing.

I must have missed that memo.

Griff · 12-13-2015, 08:51 AM

It's apparently illegal to say Merry Christmas here according to the right wing nutters on my bacefook. They must have gotten the same memo.

DanaC · 12-13-2015, 08:52 AM

re: snowman/snowperson - Seriously?

Sometimes we really do focus on entirely the wrong thing.

DanaC · 12-13-2015, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

It's apparently illegal to say Merry Christmas here according to the right wing nutters on my bacefook. They must have gotten the same memo.

That'll be the same round robin memo that bans Christmas decorations from Bradford town centre every year

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2015, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

re: snowman/snowperson - Seriously?

Sometimes we really do focus on entirely the wrong thing.

Yes, it's a distraction from the real issues, and turns people off to the subject entirely.

limey · 12-13-2015, 06:07 PM

Bruce, you are a genius.

Sent by thought transference

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2015, 07:47 PM

I know, but that was easy to see, it's like politics. Find a couple of rabid but not very bright women to whine about gender reference of a pile of god damned snow. Then repeat that as loud and often as possible until people automatically make the connection between feminism and this silly shit. So when anything related to feminism comes up, the people who were on the fence or just unaware of the important issues, automatically shut down and don't want to hear it. Bam, there goes the swing voters.
To make it worse, intelligent feminists won't counter or censor the dunces, can't criticize a sister. It's the same as Muslims keeping quiet about terrorists, you'll be perceived as birds of a feather. Suddenly the whole feminist movement gets perceived as a bunch of twits, which is a huge defeat.

12-12-2015, 10:43 AM	#1369
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I amuse myself (aMuse, not aBuse, that's a different thread) The other day, I texted to Twil that somebody (what? who? me???) might bring her flowers at work. --sometime later-- __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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12-12-2015, 06:28 PM	#1372
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ha! Well played sir. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-13-2015, 08:38 AM	#1373
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nicely done! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-13-2015, 08:45 AM	#1374
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Apparently you can't say Snowman any more. You have to say Snowperson. Said completely seriously in my hearing. I must have missed that memo. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-12-2015, 04:33 PM	#1371
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Awesome!

12-13-2015, 08:51 AM	#1375
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	It's apparently illegal to say Merry Christmas here according to the right wing nutters on my bacefook. They must have gotten the same memo. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-13-2015, 06:07 PM	#1379
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Bruce, you are a genius. Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-13-2015, 07:47 PM	#1380
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I know, but that was easy to see, it's like politics. Find a couple of rabid but not very bright women to whine about gender reference of a pile of god damned snow. Then repeat that as loud and often as possible until people automatically make the connection between feminism and this silly shit. So when anything related to feminism comes up, the people who were on the fence or just unaware of the important issues, automatically shut down and don't want to hear it. Bam, there goes the swing voters. To make it worse, intelligent feminists won't counter or censor the dunces, can't criticize a sister. It's the same as Muslims keeping quiet about terrorists, you'll be perceived as birds of a feather. Suddenly the whole feminist movement gets perceived as a bunch of twits, which is a huge defeat. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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