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Madman · 08-28-2009, 09:30 AM

Just realized something today. This month I will have been a member of this forum for three years.

Wow... do I get an award?

classicman · 08-28-2009, 09:38 AM

Clodfobble · 08-29-2009, 08:32 PM

When I get down to the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips, rather than throw away all the little bits that are too small to reasonably dip with, I will just put spoonfuls of salsa in my mouth and then tilt my head back and drop in a bunch of chip bits in with it.

monster · 08-29-2009, 08:44 PM

thrifty. i bet beest does that too.

jinx · 08-29-2009, 08:46 PM

My mom's husband takes bites of hard pretzel and then squirts mustard directly into his mouth - same idea...

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2009, 08:52 PM

If I have a jar of salsa con queso, I add the crumbs of the chips to whatever is left in the jar, stir, and eat with a spoon.

Madman · 09-01-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Madman

Just realized something today. This month I will have been a member of this forum for three years.

Wow... do I get an award?

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Originally Posted by classicman

Hmmm... guess not.

glatt · 09-01-2009, 09:01 PM

It was cold enough last night to drive a mouse inside looking for warmth. First catch of the season was discovered this afternoon.

TheMercenary · 09-01-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

When I get down to the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips, rather than throw away all the little bits that are too small to reasonably dip with, I will just put spoonfuls of salsa in my mouth and then tilt my head back and drop in a bunch of chip bits in with it.

Try my technique. Tilt the bag to one side. Take a pair of sissors and cut it across the corner forming a funnel shaped bowl. Take a spoon and spoon in what ever amount of salsa it takes to make a mash. Eat with spoon.

monster · 09-01-2009, 11:24 PM

i just spent $5000 of not my money in a decision and ordering process that took 10 minutes and didn't bat an eyelid. awesome.

capnhowdy · 09-02-2009, 06:41 AM

Until the other day I didn't know that in order to put straight pipes on my bike I also had to rejet my carburetor. The internet reeks of complaints of problems as a result of this process. I reckon I'll just keep my bike original.

Sundae · 09-02-2009, 10:38 AM

Dyed my hair red.
Thought it would be a vibrant pillar box red.
My bad for buying a "normal" brand rather than an extreme colour brand.

It's a rusty rose-purple.

Great if you're a Mum of three wanting something different.
Poor if you wanted a bright red change from blonde.

Sigh.

classicman · 09-02-2009, 11:47 AM

Your own natural color is always an option too. You are a beautiful person as you are. just sayin

jinx · 09-03-2009, 11:16 AM

Home schooling today. The girl wrote in her health book that extra calories are stored ass fat. Can't really argue with that...
The boy is trying to do his geography but Dennis thinks the big map is great fun to play on and bites the shit out of anyone that tries to move him off of it.

Shawnee123 · 09-03-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Home schooling today. The girl wrote in her health book that extra calories are stored ass fat. Can't really argue with that...
The boy is trying to do his geography but Dennis thinks the big map is great fun to play on and bites the shit out of anyone that tries to move him off of it.

Perfect!

08-28-2009, 09:38 AM	#1442
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	__________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-29-2009, 08:32 PM	#1443
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	When I get down to the bottom of the bag of tortilla chips, rather than throw away all the little bits that are too small to reasonably dip with, I will just put spoonfuls of salsa in my mouth and then tilt my head back and drop in a bunch of chip bits in with it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-29-2009, 08:44 PM	#1444
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	thrifty. i bet beest does that too. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-29-2009, 08:46 PM	#1445
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	My mom's husband takes bites of hard pretzel and then squirts mustard directly into his mouth - same idea... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-29-2009, 08:52 PM	#1446
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If I have a jar of salsa con queso, I add the crumbs of the chips to whatever is left in the jar, stir, and eat with a spoon. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-28-2009, 09:30 AM	#1441
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Just realized something today. This month I will have been a member of this forum for three years. Wow... do I get an award?

09-01-2009, 09:01 PM	#1448
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It was cold enough last night to drive a mouse inside looking for warmth. First catch of the season was discovered this afternoon.

09-01-2009, 11:24 PM	#1450
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	i just spent $5000 of not my money in a decision and ordering process that took 10 minutes and didn't bat an eyelid. awesome. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-02-2009, 06:41 AM	#1451
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Until the other day I didn't know that in order to put straight pipes on my bike I also had to rejet my carburetor. The internet reeks of complaints of problems as a result of this process. I reckon I'll just keep my bike original. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-02-2009, 10:38 AM	#1452
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dyed my hair red. Thought it would be a vibrant pillar box red. My bad for buying a "normal" brand rather than an extreme colour brand. It's a rusty rose-purple. Great if you're a Mum of three wanting something different. Poor if you wanted a bright red change from blonde. Sigh. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-02-2009, 11:47 AM	#1453
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Your own natural color is always an option too. You are a beautiful person as you are. just sayin __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-03-2009, 11:16 AM	#1454
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Home schooling today. The girl wrote in her health book that extra calories are stored ass fat. Can't really argue with that... The boy is trying to do his geography but Dennis thinks the big map is great fun to play on and bites the shit out of anyone that tries to move him off of it. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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