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Old 05-24-2006, 01:35 PM   #1471
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hmmm. tough question.
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Old 05-24-2006, 01:56 PM   #1472
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:57 PM   #1473
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What part of "There's a separate thread for non-work-safe images" was too complicated?

My contribution.


WTF, among other reasons, because the world record is 1335 pounds, and it required a specially modified machine, and all the capillaries in the lifter's eyes burst when he made the push.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:01 PM   #1474
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Pat Robertson can leg-press < 200 pounds for 10 reps > ???
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:03 PM   #1475
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WTF, among other reasons, because the world record is 1335 pounds, and it required a specially modified machine, and all the capillaries in the lifter's eyes burst when he made the push.
Clearly, it is because he wasn't drinking Pat's shake. Duh.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:27 PM   #1476
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Pat Robertson can leg-press < 200 pounds for 10 reps > ???
If you weigh 200 pounds, then you are leg-pressing 2000 pounds every ten steps!
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:37 PM   #1477
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You are supposed to be able to make waffles from the shake too... yup WTF!
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Old 05-24-2006, 05:25 PM   #1478
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Old 05-24-2006, 05:27 PM   #1479
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the real wtf: "traveling the globe as a statesman"
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:01 PM   #1480
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ummm
i found this looking for "calm" pictures for the "how are you feeling" thread

2 words

WHATHA FUCK?

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Old 05-24-2006, 07:04 PM   #1481
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i just realised what site that came from and i hope i didnt offend anyone

but it still looks photoshopped to me.
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:05 PM   #1482
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the only (half-assed) explanation i can think of is that perhaps you misstyped "clam"
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:48 PM   #1483
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i just realised what site that came from and i hope i didnt offend anyone

but it still looks photoshopped to me.
I'm offended. But I wonder - if you pull the plug on his stomach - will he deflate?
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Old 05-24-2006, 08:44 PM   #1484
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the only (half-assed) explanation i can think of is that perhaps you misstyped "clam"

...i like it
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:40 PM   #1485
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I saw a kid with this while walking down the street in nyc a couple of months ago. It was pretty much heart breaking. He just stared people down, waiting to see their reaction, it seemed. He was probably in forst or second grade.

What a bummer.
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