The real man's Bloody Mary

Grendel T. Troll · 07-27-2008, 04:46 AM

The real man's Bloody Mary:
Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire
sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

Fill a large tumbler with vodka.
Throw all the other ingredients away.

Sundae · 07-27-2008, 04:58 AM

I'll have to remember that next time I'm working Sunday lunch in the pub!
It's a fairly common hangover drink here. Either that or Guinness - the age-old advertising slogan Guinness is Good for You definitely had legs.

I'm doing the evening shift today (Board Meeting at my other job at 14.00) and am off to my parents next week. Still, at least it means I miss the uber-tempting complimentary cheese and biscuits. And the free Sunday Roast at the end of the shift. Except we have a buffet lunch for the Board of course...

Stop trying to feed me! Everyone's an enabler, sheesh.

Aliantha · 07-27-2008, 04:27 PM

a girl's gotta eat mate.

Radar · 07-27-2008, 09:15 PM

I bartended for a few years when computer consulting gigs were in short supply. I make a really good bloody Mary with the ingredients included.

I guess by your definition, it's not too manly, but it's a lot more tasty.

jinx · 07-27-2008, 10:16 PM

I thought a Bloody Mary was just another vehicle, like cocktail sauce, for good horseradish.

Grendel T. Troll · 07-27-2008, 10:34 PM

Paprika Measure:
2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 soupcon
2 soupcons == 2 much paprika

classicman · 07-27-2008, 10:43 PM

fixed it for ya ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grendel T. Troll

Paprika Measure:
2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 spudcon
2 spudcons == 2 much paprika

Radar · 07-28-2008, 12:05 AM

Bloody Mary

1.5 oz Vodka (6 counts)

1 dash - Worcestershire

1 dash - Tobasco

1 dash - Black Pepper

1 dash - Celery Salt

1 dash - Lemon Juice

1/4 teaspoon horseradish

Clamato Juice

2 - Olives

Lime wedge

Celery

Collins glass filled halfway with ice, pour Vodka, add all ingredients with Clamato last. Fill the glass with a half inch of space at the top and stir it up. Add olives & celery. Wipe the rim of the glass with a lime wedge and put on the rim of the glass.

Sundae · 07-28-2008, 05:34 AM

I have never heard of horseradish in a Bloody Mary!
I'll have to ask Grandad if it's an American thing. He was a cocktail waiter during and after the war, and towards the end of the war he mostly served Americans because they were the ones with the money for cocktails!

Cloud · 07-28-2008, 09:15 AM

"real men drink vodka neat." = complete macho bullshit.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-28-2008, 09:37 AM

Real men, don't drink vodka.:p

Radar · 07-28-2008, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I have never heard of horseradish in a Bloody Mary!
I'll have to ask Grandad if it's an American thing. He was a cocktail waiter during and after the war, and towards the end of the war he mostly served Americans because they were the ones with the money for cocktails!

I know it sounds strange, but just a tiny bit of it is incredibly good. I had never heard of using Clamato until a few years ago. Then I tried it and found out it's fantastic. It originally started at the Bull & Finch Pub in Boston (aka The real "Cheers" bar). They won contests year after year for making the best Bloody Mary then someone finally revealed that they added clam juice.

If I'm ever doing a morning party or something, I mix up a couple of gallons of Bloody Mary mix from scratch. Then all I've got to do is add Vodka.

TheMercenary · 07-28-2008, 10:34 AM

I loves me a good spicy bloody mary.

And then of course there is this!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edzPAwzjw-o

barefoot serpent · 07-28-2008, 02:30 PM

*sigh of relief* I thought you were going to give us the used tampon recipe.

BrianR · 07-28-2008, 02:50 PM

I never forgave my late friend for giving me a glass of Clamato straight.

Blegh!

07-27-2008, 04:46 AM	#1
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07-27-2008, 04:27 PM	#3
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07-27-2008, 09:15 PM	#4
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I bartended for a few years when computer consulting gigs were in short supply. I make a really good bloody Mary with the ingredients included. I guess by your definition, it's not too manly, but it's a lot more tasty. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-27-2008, 10:16 PM	#5
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I thought a Bloody Mary was just another vehicle, like cocktail sauce, for good horseradish. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

07-27-2008, 10:34 PM	#6
Grendel T. Troll Linux Minion Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pt. Hueneme, Ca., U.S.A., Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe Dimension #1276 Posts: 23	Paprika Measure: 2 dashes == 1smidgen 2 smidgens == 1 pinch 3 pinches == 1 soupcon 2 soupcons == 2 much paprika __________________ Grendel T. Troll Registered Linux Minion #299419 http://counter.li.org Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.

07-27-2008, 04:58 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'll have to remember that next time I'm working Sunday lunch in the pub! It's a fairly common hangover drink here. Either that or Guinness - the age-old advertising slogan Guinness is Good for You definitely had legs. I'm doing the evening shift today (Board Meeting at my other job at 14.00) and am off to my parents next week. Still, at least it means I miss the uber-tempting complimentary cheese and biscuits. And the free Sunday Roast at the end of the shift. Except we have a buffet lunch for the Board of course... Stop trying to feed me! Everyone's an enabler, sheesh.

07-28-2008, 12:05 AM	#8
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Bloody Mary 1.5 oz Vodka (6 counts) 1 dash - Worcestershire 1 dash - Tobasco 1 dash - Black Pepper 1 dash - Celery Salt 1 dash - Lemon Juice 1/4 teaspoon horseradish Clamato Juice 2 - Olives Lime wedge Celery Collins glass filled halfway with ice, pour Vodka, add all ingredients with Clamato last. Fill the glass with a half inch of space at the top and stir it up. Add olives & celery. Wipe the rim of the glass with a lime wedge and put on the rim of the glass. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-28-2008, 05:34 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have never heard of horseradish in a Bloody Mary! I'll have to ask Grandad if it's an American thing. He was a cocktail waiter during and after the war, and towards the end of the war he mostly served Americans because they were the ones with the money for cocktails!

07-28-2008, 09:15 AM	#10
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	"real men drink vodka neat." = complete macho bullshit. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-28-2008, 09:37 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Real men, don't drink vodka.:p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-28-2008, 10:34 AM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I loves me a good spicy bloody mary. And then of course there is this!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edzPAwzjw-o __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-28-2008, 02:30 PM	#14
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	sigh of relief I thought you were going to give us the used tampon recipe. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

07-28-2008, 02:50 PM	#15
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