Dr Phil's Test

skysidhe · 08-02-2006, 07:07 PM

http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/...philstest.html

Dr. Phil's test: Here You Go! Try this!
Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test
on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this
stuff out!
Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and
it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to
your friends.
Answers are for who you are now...... not who you were in the
past.
Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given !
by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It
helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective
employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper,
keeping track of your letter answers to each question.
Ready??

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My Score was 36

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see! you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.

DucksNuts · 08-02-2006, 07:48 PM

Mine didnt tell me anything I didnt already know :p

skysidhe · 08-02-2006, 08:09 PM

mine either but WHAT IS IT! ?

cheater.....* grumble grumble*

xoxoxoBruce · 08-02-2006, 09:47 PM

Fuck that overblown windbag, Dr Phil.

skysidhe · 08-02-2006, 09:55 PM

I know people don't like Dr .Phil. I should have cut him right out of it and posted the test as is.

Corporations pay money for that test! grr and here I offered it for free. That's graditude for ya. :p

People were so much more willing to take a hokey totem test too.

oh did you notice his results support your statement? well I bet that 55 score was on a good day because according to the results he's way up there in the 61 category.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle
with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely
dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like
you,but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved
with you.

DucksNuts · 08-02-2006, 10:02 PM

I dont like him either Bruce, he makes parents doubt their instincts world wide

Sky - sorry, yes I did cheat :p

I got 50.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

My secretary reckons I should of gotten an extra point somewhere because the other one is more fitting.

skysidhe · 08-02-2006, 10:20 PM

Thanks.

Shawnee123 · 08-03-2006, 08:00 AM

My score was 40. Sounds about right, except I don't know how practical I am. Also, it forgot to mention my temper!

Spexxvet · 08-03-2006, 08:16 AM

36. pretty accurate, as far as self-image goes.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-03-2006, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

I know people don't like Dr .Phil. I should have cut him right out of it and posted the test as is.

Corporations pay money for that test! grr and here I offered it for free. That's graditude for ya. :p

People were so much more willing to take a hokey totem test too.

snip~

Stop being so defensive. Take the test....have fun with it. Do-whatcha-wanna-do.
I was expressing my personal opinion on the Windbag..... that in no way, refects on, or affects, the thread or the poster for starting it.

BigV · 08-03-2006, 02:39 PM

42 (The answer to everything, right?)

Quote:

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in
the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it
go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

Thanks, Dr Phil.

footfootfoot · 08-03-2006, 08:54 PM

On the fringe of mania, 49.

08-03-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Fuck that overblown windbag, Dr Phil.

Tonchi · 08-04-2006, 01:34 AM

40. Right on

31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to
get over if that trust is ever broken.

This beats the which-item-describes-you-best? questionaire somebody posted on my other website, where I fall into the Sponge Bob category: >> >> (29-34 puntos) Eres Bob Esponja: Eres el clásico cuate al que todo mundo quiere. Tu eres el mejor que nadie quiere perder. Nunca causas daño a los demás y rara vez lastiman tus sentimientos. La vida es un paseo. Eres gracioso, y calmado la mayoría de tiempo. Solo mantente lejos de los traidores, y estarás libre de preocupación (You are Sponge Bob, you are the classic pal who everybody loves. You are the best, the one nobody wants to lose. You never cause harm to others and your feelings are rarely hurt. Life is a stroll. You are amusing and calm most of the time. Just keep away from traitors and you will be free from worries.) This must have come from the Disney Channel :p

skysidhe · 08-11-2006, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Stop being so defensive. Take the test....have fun with it. Do-whatcha-wanna-do.
I was expressing my personal opinion on the Windbag..... that in no way, refects on, or affects, the thread or the poster for starting it.

I am having fun

I am not defensive. I like Bruce.

Since when am I not chillin? I am not kicking anyone in the nads. YOU CHILL I agreed with your assesment. Look up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

oh did you notice his results support your statement? well I bet that 55 score was on a good day because according to the results he's way up there in the 61 category.

The score dr DR. Phils never told anyone about.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle
with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely
dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like
you,but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved
with you.

08-02-2006, 07:07 PM	#1
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Dr Phil's Test http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/...philstest.html Dr. Phil's test: Here You Go! Try this! Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. Answers are for who you are now...... not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given ! by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question. Ready?? ------------------------------------------------------------------- My Score was 36 31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see! you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

08-02-2006, 09:47 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Fuck that overblown windbag, Dr Phil. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-03-2006, 08:00 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My score was 40. Sounds about right, except I don't know how practical I am. Also, it forgot to mention my temper! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-03-2006, 08:16 AM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	36. pretty accurate, as far as self-image goes. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-03-2006, 08:54 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	On the fringe of mania, 49. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-02-2006, 07:48 PM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Mine didnt tell me anything I didnt already know :p

08-02-2006, 08:09 PM	#3
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	mine either but WHAT IS IT! ? cheater.....* grumble grumble*

08-02-2006, 09:55 PM	#5
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I know people don't like Dr .Phil. I should have cut him right out of it and posted the test as is. Corporations pay money for that test! grr and here I offered it for free. That's graditude for ya. :p People were so much more willing to take a hokey totem test too. oh did you notice his results support your statement? well I bet that 55 score was on a good day because according to the results he's way up there in the 61 category. OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you,but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

08-02-2006, 10:02 PM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I dont like him either Bruce, he makes parents doubt their instincts world wide Sky - sorry, yes I did cheat :p I got 50. 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. My secretary reckons I should of gotten an extra point somewhere because the other one is more fitting.

08-02-2006, 10:20 PM	#7
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Thanks.

08-04-2006, 01:34 AM	#14
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	40. Right on 31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken. This beats the which-item-describes-you-best? questionaire somebody posted on my other website, where I fall into the Sponge Bob category: >> >> (29-34 puntos) Eres Bob Esponja: Eres el clásico cuate al que todo mundo quiere. Tu eres el mejor que nadie quiere perder. Nunca causas daño a los demás y rara vez lastiman tus sentimientos. La vida es un paseo. Eres gracioso, y calmado la mayoría de tiempo. Solo mantente lejos de los traidores, y estarás libre de preocupación (You are Sponge Bob, you are the classic pal who everybody loves. You are the best, the one nobody wants to lose. You never cause harm to others and your feelings are rarely hurt. Life is a stroll. You are amusing and calm most of the time. Just keep away from traitors and you will be free from worries.) This must have come from the Disney Channel :p __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

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