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Old 12-14-2009, 02:19 PM   #1
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I think this line's mostly filler.
 
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I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."
Switch horses.
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Old 12-13-2009, 07:08 PM   #2
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Meep.
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Old 12-13-2009, 08:01 PM   #3
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So we should try and be the first?
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Old 12-13-2009, 09:03 PM   #4
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Back in early 80s, I went to a Conway Twitty concert. I lived at a state institution because my parents got rid of me when I was 9. The tickets were free for all of us older kids. I was there with my girlfriend and it was our first date. After the concert we went backstage to meet Conway. He walks in bigger than life, walks straight to me and says it must be tough for me, but he was glad that he finally found someone uglier than him. I never saw that girl, again.

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Old 12-13-2009, 09:13 PM   #5
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It's alive! It's alive! Oh God, IT'S ALLLIIIVVVEEE!!!!!!
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Old 12-13-2009, 09:32 PM   #6
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ha ha .... hmmmm... lemme post something I think is relevant ... that should do it.
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:05 AM   #7
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Who's paying?
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:11 AM   #8
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I can't remember.
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Old 12-14-2009, 10:51 AM   #9
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... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:10 AM   #10
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... and that's why everyone who believes in ghosts is a Nazi.
Hey, watch it now.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 12-14-2009, 11:14 AM   #11
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nice try, Hitler
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:53 PM   #12
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I hope you plan to kill this thread humanely.
Or I'm calling PETA.
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:14 PM   #13
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So the guy walks right up to me and says--get this--he says "Hey, buddy..." and nobody, by the way, calls me buddy and gets away with it if I have anything to say on the subject, and believe you me, I do, and I will, and it's called a knuckle sandwich if you have to know, but that's neither here nor there, so the guy says "Hey, buddy..." and first of all, can you believe the nerve of this clown, speaking to me like that in such a manner?
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:17 PM   #14
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Old 12-14-2009, 02:44 PM   #15
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So, an infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
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