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Old 06-29-2009, 06:08 PM   #1
lumberjim
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STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT!

Anybody want a peanut?




oh, guess what?
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:09 PM   #2
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Anybody want a peanut?




oh, guess what?
They're in the hut?
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:11 PM   #3
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NO, Chicken Butt!




Guess Why?
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:16 PM   #4
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Y'all are high!

Why do I try?
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:22 PM   #5
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... to rhyme ?
I don't have time
I hear the chime
of ice
in my tequila and lime
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:50 PM   #6
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Guess Why?
Chicken Thigh.
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:56 PM   #7
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Chicken, why
did you cross the road?
Were you high
or just plain bored?
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:06 PM   #8
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WTF?
the real question is
did the chicken cluck?
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:26 PM   #9
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I think its time for a nice hard F*ck...

Perhaps you'd like to try your luck?
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:12 PM   #10
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I could have been a genius, if I'd had the time

I could have been a poet if I knew how to … make the words come out right.
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:19 PM   #11
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You people are getting on my nerves
With metered couplets from a bunch of pervs.
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:31 PM   #12
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around the chicken crossing, the car swerves.


here's a new line to rhyme with.
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:03 PM   #13
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Damn that chicken is fuckin' with my nerves.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:36 PM   #14
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A chicken's life
Ain't got no strife.
Just pecking nits
and dropping shits.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:39 PM   #15
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So, that chicken poop
How does it come?
Five for a dollar
Or 25 cents for one?

Perhaps per square foot
Or even by the pound
I'll get some free poop
Just scoop it off the ground.
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