Notable quotes

SteveDallas · 07-12-2007, 09:29 PM

I had no idea where to put this, but I had to share it. Post your own memorable but random quotes.

From Naked Conversations, by Robert Scoble and Shel Israel:

Quote:

The dull should not blog.

Uisge Beatha · 07-13-2007, 04:40 AM

A few geek T-shirt quotes:

_____There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

_____If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

_____ Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

Rexmons · 07-13-2007, 09:09 AM

one that seems to ring more true as I get older:

Life is like a shit sandwich, the more doe you got, the less shit you taste.

Urbane Guerrilla · 07-13-2007, 11:16 AM

Rex, who the hell spells it "doe?"

And the accurate quote is "bread."

skysidhe · 07-13-2007, 11:21 AM

I am a citizen of the world first, and of this country at a later and more convenient hour.

Henry David Thoreau

DanaC · 07-13-2007, 11:27 AM

This is, I think my favourite Tom Paine quote.

Quote:

What is the history of all monarchical governments but a disgustful picture of human wretchedness, and the accidental respite of a few years' repose? Wearied with war, and tired with human butchery, they sat down to rest, and called it peace.

Rexmons · 07-13-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Rex, who the hell spells it "doe?"

<----"this guy"

Shawnee123 · 07-13-2007, 11:46 AM

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin

Shawnee123 · 06-04-2009, 10:19 AM

Stolen from cookies:

"The universe is expanding."
"What is that your business?"

- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

I love Woody Allen.

Shawnee123 · 06-05-2009, 12:51 PM

So I keep stealing from teh cookie jar, what of it?

I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.
- Deep Thoughts

I'm bringing this up at the next Town Hall meeting.

classicman · 06-05-2009, 12:56 PM

"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."

sweetwater · 06-06-2009, 07:26 PM

"Always avoid alliteration."

~unknown

ZenGum · 06-06-2009, 07:56 PM

Eschew obfuscatory sesquipedelian circumlocutions.

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2009, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

"Always avoid alliteration."

~unknown

Aaron Altman: A lot of alliterations from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
--Broadcast News

classicman · 06-07-2009, 08:56 PM

"The winner of the rat race is still a rat."

07-13-2007, 09:09 AM	#3
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	one that seems to ring more true as I get older: Life is like a shit sandwich, the more doe you got, the less shit you taste. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

07-13-2007, 11:16 AM	#4
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Rex, who the hell spells it "doe?" And the accurate quote is "bread." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

07-13-2007, 11:46 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-04-2009, 10:19 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Stolen from cookies: "The universe is expanding." "What is that your business?" - Woody Allen, "Annie Hall" I love Woody Allen. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-05-2009, 12:51 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So I keep stealing from teh cookie jar, what of it? I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory. - Deep Thoughts I'm bringing this up at the next Town Hall meeting. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-13-2007, 04:40 AM	#2
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	A few geek T-shirt quotes: _____There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. _____If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 _____ Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

07-13-2007, 11:21 AM	#5
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I am a citizen of the world first, and of this country at a later and more convenient hour. Henry David Thoreau

06-05-2009, 12:56 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal." __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-06-2009, 07:26 PM	#12
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	"Always avoid alliteration." ~unknown __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

06-06-2009, 07:56 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Eschew obfuscatory sesquipedelian circumlocutions. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-07-2009, 08:56 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"The winner of the rat race is still a rat." __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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