Let's rename the Redskins!

monster · 07-13-2020, 10:59 AM

I don't think you need to be a sports fan to participate, hence this forum. But NFL Team Washington Redskins are getting rid of their controversial moniker. Let's help them with some suggestions for a new name....

Washington Foreskins?
Footy McFootballfaces?
Washington Whiteys?
Washington Boogaloos? (well we can't get rid of all the controversy, right?)

or maybe something more current:

Washington Hashtags?
Washington Covids?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53390944

sexobon · 07-13-2020, 05:49 PM

Can't they just name them after some other potato?

monster · 07-13-2020, 06:44 PM

or onions.

Washington Spuds?

lumberjim · 07-13-2020, 07:33 PM

I've always called them the foreskins.

monster · 07-13-2020, 07:53 PM

Think of the concession opportunities for the hot dog range....

lumberjim · 07-13-2020, 09:47 PM

monster · 07-13-2020, 09:57 PM

Griff · 07-13-2020, 11:32 PM

East Coast Redskins

BigV · 07-13-2020, 11:34 PM

The Thinskins

lumberjim · 07-15-2020, 09:38 PM

They should go with the Hogs. But it'll be something ghey. Cuz they suck.

Redwolves. So ghey.

monster · 07-16-2020, 02:06 AM

Trumps

monster · 07-16-2020, 02:15 AM

(Slightly) more sensible: Lawmakers

glatt · 07-16-2020, 09:35 AM

The Capitals and the Nationals both got good names. DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.

There are plenty of others along a similar vein.

monster · 07-16-2020, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.

:/ In the Brit world, that is THE most unoriginal Football Team name

sexobon · 07-16-2020, 11:12 PM

It's what's inside that counts, not the color of your skin.

The Washington Insiders.

07-13-2020, 10:59 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Let's rename the Redskins! I don't think you need to be a sports fan to participate, hence this forum. But NFL Team Washington Redskins are getting rid of their controversial moniker. Let's help them with some suggestions for a new name.... Washington Foreskins? Footy McFootballfaces? Washington Whiteys? Washington Boogaloos? (well we can't get rid of all the controversy, right?) or maybe something more current: Washington Hashtags? Washington Covids? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53390944 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2020, 06:44 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	or onions. Washington Spuds? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2020, 07:33 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I've always called them the foreskins. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-13-2020, 07:53 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Think of the concession opportunities for the hot dog range.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2020, 09:47 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-13-2020, 05:49 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Can't they just name them after some other potato?

07-13-2020, 09:57 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-13-2020, 11:32 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	East Coast Redskins __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-13-2020, 11:34 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	The Thinskins __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-15-2020, 09:38 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	They should go with the Hogs. But it'll be something ghey. Cuz they suck. Redwolves. So ghey. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-16-2020, 02:06 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Trumps __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-16-2020, 02:15 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(Slightly) more sensible: Lawmakers __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-16-2020, 09:35 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The Capitals and the Nationals both got good names. DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good. There are plenty of others along a similar vein.

07-16-2020, 11:12 PM	#15
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It's what's inside that counts, not the color of your skin. The Washington Insiders.

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