Mariwa... Marija... Pot

xoxoxoBruce · 12-22-2015, 02:53 PM

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A man "was apparently under the influence of marijuana when he called 911 and asked the telecommunicator for rolling papers," according to a statement from Waynesboro Police Department Sgt. Brian Edwards.
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Two Waynesboro Police Department officers arrived and found Head "sitting in a parked 2005 Chevrolet pick-up truck which had the strong odor of marijuana emanating from it," Edwards wrote. The vehicle was in the 1800 block of North Talbott Place. Officers found loose particles of leafy plant matter on the dashboard, passenger seat, and on Head's clothing. According to Edwards' statement, it was also found "in his right ear."
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He was cited for misdemeanor marijuana possession and released.

I can't hear you, I have marijuana in my ear, did you say they wrote him a citation and let him drive away?

Gravdigr · 12-22-2015, 03:40 PM

Fuckin' potheads, man.

fargon · 12-22-2015, 03:50 PM

Potheads, can't do anything right.

Gravdigr · 12-22-2015, 03:56 PM

fargon · 12-22-2015, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Potheads, can't do anything right.

Said the man that not 10 minutes before had just smoked a bowl of OG Kush. Just like now with a bowl of Blue Haze.

lumberjim · 12-22-2015, 07:03 PM

I was in Waynesboro. I was on my motorcycle though, so I know it wasn't me. There were some pretty seedy areas there. We just buzzed through those though.

DanaC · 12-24-2015, 07:32 AM

Pun intended?

lumberjim · 12-24-2015, 10:28 AM

Natch. Both of them

Gravdigr · 12-24-2015, 10:50 AM

I'm bowled over.

monster · 12-26-2015, 03:15 PM

There were so many potheads in Walmart this morning you could get stoned on their stink

classicman · 12-27-2015, 01:42 PM

Thats EXACTLY what it was like at the Eagles game last night. Weird.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-27-2015, 01:45 PM

That was the team you were smelling.

monster · 12-27-2015, 03:32 PM

well it was quite windy here, it might have been blowing that way

12-22-2015, 03:40 PM	#2
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12-22-2015, 03:50 PM	#3
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Potheads, can't do anything right. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

12-22-2015, 03:56 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-22-2015, 07:03 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I was in Waynesboro. I was on my motorcycle though, so I know it wasn't me. There were some pretty seedy areas there. We just buzzed through those though. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-24-2015, 10:28 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Natch. Both of them __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-24-2015, 10:50 AM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm bowled over. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2015, 03:15 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There were so many potheads in Walmart this morning you could get stoned on their stink __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-27-2015, 01:42 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Thats EXACTLY what it was like at the Eagles game last night. Weird. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-27-2015, 01:45 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That was the team you were smelling. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-27-2015, 03:32 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well it was quite windy here, it might have been blowing that way __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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