Be the last person to kill this thread

richlevy · 12-13-2009, 02:45 PM

Be the last person to kill this thread. The person who posts something that dooms this thread to perpetual dormancy is the winner.

TheMercenary · 12-13-2009, 02:53 PM

Perpetual redundency

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=617160&postcount=1

Trilby · 12-13-2009, 03:03 PM

I'll do it. I always do everything.

limey · 12-13-2009, 05:03 PM

um

Crimson Ghost · 12-13-2009, 05:15 PM

Anyone who posts after me is doomed to die a slow, painful, lingering death.

Enjoy.

Pie · 12-13-2009, 05:38 PM

Ya, I'm good for it.

lumberjim · 12-13-2009, 05:43 PM

I never kill threads.

SteveDallas · 12-13-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I'll do it. I always do everything.

Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.

Cicero · 12-13-2009, 06:19 PM

Iowa.

monster · 12-13-2009, 06:25 PM

the last person to kill.....?

monster · 12-13-2009, 06:26 PM

is it possible to kill it more than once?

And if so, is it possible to determine that it cannot be killed again?

gvidas · 12-13-2009, 06:42 PM

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

Quote:

There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says

"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."

The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?

fargon · 12-13-2009, 07:08 PM

Meep.

toranokaze · 12-13-2009, 08:01 PM

So we should try and be the first?

Yznhymr · 12-13-2009, 09:03 PM

Back in early 80s, I went to a Conway Twitty concert. I lived at a state institution because my parents got rid of me when I was 9. The tickets were free for all of us older kids. I was there with my girlfriend and it was our first date. After the concert we went backstage to meet Conway. He walks in bigger than life, walks straight to me and says it must be tough for me, but he was glad that he finally found someone uglier than him. I never saw that girl, again.

12-13-2009, 02:45 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Be the last person to kill this thread Be the last person to kill this thread. The person who posts something that dooms this thread to perpetual dormancy is the winner. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

12-13-2009, 02:53 PM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Perpetual redundency http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=617160&postcount=1 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-13-2009, 03:03 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'll do it. I always do everything. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-13-2009, 05:03 PM	#4
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12-13-2009, 05:15 PM	#5
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Anyone who posts after me is doomed to die a slow, painful, lingering death. Enjoy. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

12-13-2009, 05:38 PM	#6
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Ya, I'm good for it. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-13-2009, 05:43 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I never kill threads. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-13-2009, 06:19 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Iowa. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-13-2009, 06:25 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	the last person to kill.....? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-13-2009, 06:26 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	is it possible to kill it more than once? And if so, is it possible to determine that it cannot be killed again? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-13-2009, 07:08 PM	#13
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Meep. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

12-13-2009, 08:01 PM	#14
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	So we should try and be the first? __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-13-2009, 09:03 PM	#15
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Back in early 80s, I went to a Conway Twitty concert. I lived at a state institution because my parents got rid of me when I was 9. The tickets were free for all of us older kids. I was there with my girlfriend and it was our first date. After the concert we went backstage to meet Conway. He walks in bigger than life, walks straight to me and says it must be tough for me, but he was glad that he finally found someone uglier than him. I never saw that girl, again. __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

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