Old Age Ain't For Pussies

xoxoxoBruce · 06-26-2018, 05:41 PM

In the envelope with my drivers license renewal forms they included this...

Mature? Never... oh wait, they mean old.
Well I've got seniority so get those damn whippersnappers outta my way.

Carruthers · 06-27-2018, 05:18 AM

The time to worry is when they send you the braille edition.

limey · 06-27-2018, 09:09 AM

HAGGIS!

Gravdigr · 06-27-2018, 12:47 PM

I have not yet begun to age.[/paraphrasingJPJ]

sexobon · 06-28-2018, 11:33 PM

As long as they don't send you something like that when it comes time to renew your concealed carry permit, you're still good to go for road rage.

Gravdigr · 06-29-2018, 01:00 PM

Permits. Pfft.

Gravdigr · 11-23-2018, 02:19 PM

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Griff · 11-24-2018, 10:01 AM

Ha!

Apparently one of the astronauts just found a cache of these on the space station.

Gravdigr · 11-25-2018, 03:13 PM

The ancient Compaq Presario I use for a jukebox in my bedroom has a floppy drive. And I have one (drive) in the closet, too.

Gravdigr · 02-13-2019, 12:10 PM

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Gravdigr · 02-14-2019, 01:36 PM

BigV · 02-14-2019, 10:34 PM

I'm replying with my hearty thanks.... quick before the video ends and I forget.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-15-2019, 12:41 AM

Why couldn't I turn the CC on?

Gravdigr · 02-15-2019, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Why couldn't I turn the CC on?

Maybe the poster has to provide them?

Anywho, here ya go:

There. There's my good deed for the day.

Griff · 02-15-2019, 02:25 PM

I pulled a "not my first rodeo" move on two sheets of 23/32 plywood at Lowes on my way home from work. A kid who works there made a point of swinging by after, "I was gonna offer to help until I saw you load the first one." To be fair, I used to do this stuff with two shorties in tow, ain't no thing. /graybeard

now if I could only remember what I wanted plywood for...

06-26-2018, 05:41 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Old Age Ain't For Pussies In the envelope with my drivers license renewal forms they included this... Mature? Never... oh wait, they mean old. Well I've got seniority so get those damn whippersnappers outta my way. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-27-2018, 05:18 AM	#2
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	The time to worry is when they send you the braille edition. __________________

06-27-2018, 09:09 AM	#3
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	HAGGIS! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

06-27-2018, 12:47 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I have not yet begun to age.[/paraphrasingJPJ] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-29-2018, 01:00 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Permits. Pfft. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-28-2018, 11:33 PM	#5
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	As long as they don't send you something like that when it comes time to renew your concealed carry permit, you're still good to go for road rage.

11-23-2018, 02:19 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-24-2018, 10:01 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! Apparently one of the astronauts just found a cache of these on the space station. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-25-2018, 03:13 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The ancient Compaq Presario I use for a jukebox in my bedroom has a floppy drive. And I have one (drive) in the closet, too. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-13-2019, 12:10 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-14-2019, 01:36 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-14-2019, 10:34 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'm replying with my hearty thanks.... quick before the video ends and I forget. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-15-2019, 12:41 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why couldn't I turn the CC on? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-15-2019, 02:25 PM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I pulled a "not my first rodeo" move on two sheets of 23/32 plywood at Lowes on my way home from work. A kid who works there made a point of swinging by after, "I was gonna offer to help until I saw you load the first one." To be fair, I used to do this stuff with two shorties in tow, ain't no thing. /graybeard now if I could only remember what I wanted plywood for... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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