Because 10 days is too long to wait: Quiz

monster · 05-21-2019, 08:39 PM

1. Do you play golf?
2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else?
3. Do you wear socks with sandals?
4. 7 or 11?
5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon?
6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….)
7. Pasta or Rice?
8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….)
9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far?
10. How are your legs positioned RFN?

sexobon · 05-21-2019, 08:57 PM

4. 7 or 11? 4+7=11
8. You did that on porpoise didn't you?

Undertoad · 05-21-2019, 09:03 PM

2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else?

I AM THE DIDJERIDOO MASTER ~ LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

4. 7 or 11?

On the first roll it doesn't matter, both numbers are good, you double your pass line bet. But on point rolls, you only want 11s. In fact, don't even say the first number at the table. Some people find it to be bad luck.

5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon?

Half and Half, no sugar. And not the ultra-pasteurized. My nose picks up a sulphur scent from that stuff.

8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing?

I pronounce "root" as if it rhymes with "foot". An instructor I had 34 years ago said it like that, and I thought it was funny. But since then I could not stop. ("root" is the administrative account under Linux/Unix)

I also pronounce "berry" as if it rhymes with "hurry". And all the associates, strawburry, blueburry, etc.

I also pronounce the "p" in raspburry.

As far as Home Despot goes, the name is, "Home de Pot".

9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far?

Corporate job is still working out well!

10. How are your legs positioned RFN?

MAN SPREADIN' BABY

lumberjim · 05-22-2019, 10:45 AM

1. Do you play golf?

Nope

2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else?

re-purpose it to store something like plans or thin long bits of wood

3. Do you wear socks with sandals?

I have. but only the below ankle black ones that don't show

4. 7 or 11?

elevensies

5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon?

light cream

6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….)

glass blowing

7. Pasta or Rice?

rice

8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….)

tough to choose one... I like to put the em-PHA-sis on the wrong sy-LA-byl

HUM-a-ditty, "I'm very sufficient" (efficient) 'You look extinguished today"

oh, and we say Assberry Gas for asparagus.

Possum Sauce for awesome sauce.... oh, for the muslims: Salami and Bacon, my brother.

And for the mexican: Via con Carne, amigo

9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far?

financial freedom. It began half way through last year, but this year I'm saving real money for the first time in my life.

10. How are your legs positioned RFN?

one on the left, one on the right, both bent at the knee 90°, about 60° apart. I'm at my desk

Undertoad · 05-22-2019, 01:23 PM

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6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….)

glass blowing

I did not answer this one originally, but, ditto.

limey · 05-23-2019, 04:29 PM

1.Do you play golf? Nope, though it is Scotland's national game.

2.If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? Blow raspberries. It's an embryonic brass instrument.

3.Do you wear socks with sandals? Sometimes. My hand-knit socks and Birkies ...

4.7 or 11? 11

5.What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? Milk.

6.You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) Throwing pots

7.Pasta or Rice? Rice, please

8.Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….) Can't remember. BRB ...

9.What have you most enjoyed about the year so far? Our new home.

10.How are your legs positioned RFN? Crossed, up on the sofa.

Sent by magick

glatt · 05-23-2019, 05:01 PM

6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….)

Welding

lumberjim · 05-23-2019, 07:52 PM

That's a good one too. Good question. Where and when are these classes?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-24-2019, 12:21 AM

All over but none are free.

monster · 05-24-2019, 10:17 PM

So BajaBoy is employed by U of M as a welding trainer and has his own welder and table, and I can teach you to throw a pot. When are all y'all arriving for the house party?

monster · 05-24-2019, 10:19 PM

(I'mm'a learn to weld this summer)

Undertoad · 05-24-2019, 10:21 PM

I have always been told that if you can weld and pass drug tests that you can make big moneh

apparently there are a lot of people who can do one but not both

sexobon · 05-24-2019, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

(I'mm'a learn to weld this summer)

Then you gotta learn to flashdance.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-25-2019, 12:35 AM

There's Arc welding, Torch welding, TIG welding, MIG welding, Tack welding, Spot welding and Electron Beam welding. Each of those specialties has sub specialties, and that's without getting into complications like overhead and under water shit. It's not a simple craft.

Griff · 05-25-2019, 06:48 AM

1. Do you play golf?No
2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? raspberries
3. Do you wear socks with sandals? not if a nobody’s looking
4. 7 or 11? dogs or chickens
5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? cream for my gut, no spoon
6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) pottery
7. Pasta or Rice? rice
8. Which word do you mostt enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….)adios to adidas
9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far?The Red Sox are losing
10. How are your legs positioned RFN? Crossed over knee so I can hold my coffee mug while listening to Smokey Mountain bird song.

05-21-2019, 08:39 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Because 10 days is too long to wait: Quiz 1. Do you play golf? 2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? 3. Do you wear socks with sandals? 4. 7 or 11? 5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? 6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) 7. Pasta or Rice? 8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….) 9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far? 10. How are your legs positioned RFN? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-22-2019, 10:45 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1. Do you play golf? Nope 2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? re-purpose it to store something like plans or thin long bits of wood 3. Do you wear socks with sandals? I have. but only the below ankle black ones that don't show 4. 7 or 11? elevensies 5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? light cream 6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) glass blowing 7. Pasta or Rice? rice 8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….) tough to choose one... I like to put the em-PHA-sis on the wrong sy-LA-byl HUM-a-ditty, "I'm very sufficient" (efficient) 'You look extinguished today" oh, and we say Assberry Gas for asparagus. Possum Sauce for awesome sauce.... oh, for the muslims: Salami and Bacon, my brother. And for the mexican: Via con Carne, amigo 9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far? financial freedom. It began half way through last year, but this year I'm saving real money for the first time in my life. 10. How are your legs positioned RFN? one on the left, one on the right, both bent at the knee 90°, about 60° apart. I'm at my desk __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-23-2019, 04:29 PM	#6
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	1.Do you play golf? Nope, though it is Scotland's national game. 2.If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? Blow raspberries. It's an embryonic brass instrument. 3.Do you wear socks with sandals? Sometimes. My hand-knit socks and Birkies ... 4.7 or 11? 11 5.What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? Milk. 6.You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) Throwing pots 7.Pasta or Rice? Rice, please 8.Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….) Can't remember. BRB ... 9.What have you most enjoyed about the year so far? Our new home. 10.How are your legs positioned RFN? Crossed, up on the sofa. Sent by magick __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-23-2019, 07:52 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	That's a good one too. Good question. Where and when are these classes? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-24-2019, 12:21 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	All over but none are free. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-21-2019, 08:57 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	4. 7 or 11? 4+7=11 8. You did that on porpoise didn't you?

05-21-2019, 09:03 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? I AM THE DIDJERIDOO MASTER ~ LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE 4. 7 or 11? On the first roll it doesn't matter, both numbers are good, you double your pass line bet. But on point rolls, you only want 11s. In fact, don't even say the first number at the table. Some people find it to be bad luck. 5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? Half and Half, no sugar. And not the ultra-pasteurized. My nose picks up a sulphur scent from that stuff. 8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing? I pronounce "root" as if it rhymes with "foot". An instructor I had 34 years ago said it like that, and I thought it was funny. But since then I could not stop. ("root" is the administrative account under Linux/Unix) I also pronounce "berry" as if it rhymes with "hurry". And all the associates, strawburry, blueburry, etc. I also pronounce the "p" in raspburry. As far as Home Despot goes, the name is, "Home de Pot". 9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far? Corporate job is still working out well! 10. How are your legs positioned RFN? MAN SPREADIN' BABY

05-23-2019, 05:01 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) Welding

05-24-2019, 10:17 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So BajaBoy is employed by U of M as a welding trainer and has his own welder and table, and I can teach you to throw a pot. When are all y'all arriving for the house party? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-24-2019, 10:19 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(I'mm'a learn to weld this summer) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-24-2019, 10:21 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I have always been told that if you can weld and pass drug tests that you can make big moneh apparently there are a lot of people who can do one but not both

05-25-2019, 12:35 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There's Arc welding, Torch welding, TIG welding, MIG welding, Tack welding, Spot welding and Electron Beam welding. Each of those specialties has sub specialties, and that's without getting into complications like overhead and under water shit. It's not a simple craft. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-25-2019, 06:48 AM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	1. Do you play golf?No 2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else? raspberries 3. Do you wear socks with sandals? not if a nobody’s looking 4. 7 or 11? dogs or chickens 5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon? cream for my gut, no spoon 6. You get a free 10-session art/craft class –what class do you choose? (Remember, only 10 sessions are free….) pottery 7. Pasta or Rice? rice 8. Which word do you mostt enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing (e.g. Viola instead of Voila, Destructions instead of Instructions, Sparrow Guts for Asparagus, Home Despot….)adios to adidas 9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far?The Red Sox are losing 10. How are your legs positioned RFN? Crossed over knee so I can hold my coffee mug while listening to Smokey Mountain bird song. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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