The (Blank) of the Beast

Elspode · 09-27-2006, 08:56 AM

Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run?

666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast
$665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast
665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast

Sundae · 09-27-2006, 09:45 AM

666a - the flat above the Beast
1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast
DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast

Undertoad · 09-27-2006, 09:48 AM

669 The Threesome of the Beast

Shawnee123 · 09-27-2006, 09:59 AM

666DVL--The license plate of the beast

83451--leetspeek of the beast

Undertoad · 09-27-2006, 10:13 AM

GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast

barefoot serpent · 09-27-2006, 10:39 AM

999 - the beast is a bat.

Flint · 09-27-2006, 10:43 AM

666, ET-bag

Edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u

I contend that beginning with an un-modified 666 also counts.
(from Cheech and Chong, ET: Extra Testical. "666" would be ASCII Art for an ET teabag)

Griff · 09-27-2006, 10:49 AM

.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage

wolf · 09-27-2006, 10:51 AM

668 neighbor of the beast (variant)

BigV · 09-27-2006, 11:02 AM

6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters).

Happy Monkey · 09-27-2006, 11:03 AM

667 - Across the street from the Beast.

Shawnee123 · 09-27-2006, 11:13 AM

111-the baby of the Beast

barefoot serpent · 09-27-2006, 11:16 AM

30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast.

edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast.

Shawnee123 · 09-27-2006, 11:19 AM

deleted because I am apparently an idiot

Undertoad · 09-27-2006, 11:21 AM

people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u

09-27-2006, 08:56 AM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The (Blank) of the Beast Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run? 666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast $665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast 665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-27-2006, 09:45 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	666a - the flat above the Beast 1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-27-2006, 09:59 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	666DVL--The license plate of the beast 83451--leetspeek of the beast __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-27-2006 at 10:14 AM.

09-27-2006, 10:39 AM	#6
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	999 - the beast is a bat. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

09-27-2006, 10:49 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-27-2006, 09:48 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	669 The Threesome of the Beast

09-27-2006, 10:13 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast

09-27-2006, 10:51 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	668 neighbor of the beast (variant) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-27-2006, 11:02 AM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters). __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-27-2006, 11:03 AM	#11
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	667 - Across the street from the Beast. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-27-2006, 11:13 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	111-the baby of the Beast __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-27-2006, 11:16 AM	#13
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast. edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading Last edited by barefoot serpent; 09-27-2006 at 11:27 AM.

09-27-2006, 11:19 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	deleted because I am apparently an idiot __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-27-2006 at 11:55 AM.

09-27-2006, 11:21 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u

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