Shit that annoys you...

Madman · 02-05-2007, 09:18 PM

Cold weather... with NO relief in site.

People that spell "ALOT" as one word.

McDonalds... yuk

Mike Tyson

Michael Jackson

Trilby · 02-05-2007, 09:28 PM

plumbing

a car that won't start

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CHANGE THE TP ROLL!

Quizno's

commericials

People who say "irregardless" and "eXspecially"

DucksNuts · 02-05-2007, 09:54 PM

Alot of stuff shits me today

Cloud · 02-05-2007, 09:59 PM

clerks who ask, "Did you find everything okay?" without any intention of helping you out if you say no.

rigcranop · 02-05-2007, 10:03 PM

Lazy co-workers.
Assholes driving little imports WAY too fast.
Lack of common courtesy.

Ibby · 02-05-2007, 10:13 PM

People. All of you motherfuckers.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-05-2007, 10:24 PM

Especially the incestuous ones, I suppose.

That and writers who can't distinguish one homonym from another... verbally, they've wrought rot.

monster · 02-05-2007, 10:45 PM

I find the shit that dangles because of some inadvertently ingested hair particularly annoying.

Trilby · 02-05-2007, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

That and writers who can't distinguish one homonym from another... verbally, they've wrought rot.

You are Mr. Language Person!

Hoof Hearted · 02-05-2007, 11:13 PM

Diarrhea...because you can never get away from the bathroom!

Crimson Ghost · 02-06-2007, 02:10 AM

1. Those kamikaze perfume women in the stores.
"You spray me with that, and I'm punching you in the tit."

2. People who wait until their groceries are completely scanned and bagged and THEN decide to whip out the checkbook. And to add insult to injury, they say "Oh, I was going to pay by check anyway. I just wanted to know how much. Who do I make the check out to?"
HEY COCKSUCKER!!! You knew you were paying by check, so fill the fucking thing out BEFORE you get to the register! And who to make it out to? The El Segundo Wine and Liqueur Exchange? Nooooo. ShopRite, you shitwit.

3. Assholes who take 10 minutes to decide what to get a McDonalds.
The menu is the same as it was yesterday. Decide already.
"I'll have the lobster bisque, a blackened catfish fillet sandwich, and a Rum & Coke."

4. There is a price on the item. That is the price.
"Excuse me, the price tag says $10. Is that the price?"
"Whadda think, toots?"

5. "Hey, your phone line was busy. Were you using it?"
"No, asshole. Tarzan needed something to swing from..."

6. "Excuse me, are you on line for the ATM?"
"No ma'am, I'm just waiting here for the stimulating conversation."

7. ATM service fees. ATM means Ass-To-Mouth.
They shove their dicks in your ass, and then force you to clean the shit covered dick with your tongue and expect you to smile for the chance.

8. Women who wear the skimpiest clothes possible, and then call you a pervert when you look. If you didn't want people to look, then why draw attention to yourself?

9. Poseur goth shitheads. "Oh. life is so horrid, I must wear black and be a miserable self-centered ass." Go ahead, ya schmuck. You want to off yourself, feel free to do so. All you're doing is keeping me employed.

10. Smug salesmen. "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that shirt in your size. These are more for slimmer fit people." Fuck you, asshole. I'm not the one working a minimum-wage paying slow death.

DucksNuts · 02-06-2007, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

1. Those kamikaze perfume women in the stores.
"You spray me with that, and I'm punching you in the tit."

hahaha, that caught me by surprise

Aliantha · 02-06-2007, 06:16 AM

When people leave skid marks on my freshly cleaned toilet.

Shitheads who drive slowly in the passing lane.

Shaving whiskers in my bathroom basin.

Stink farts in bed.

People who behave as if they're superior to others.

some fuckwits online.

02-06-2007, 10:18 AM

Right now, people who, in a discussion, refuse to clearly answer a direct question.
If you don't know, "I don't know" is an answer. So is, "I was wrong". I say both all the time... it is cathartic.
What people tend to so these days is the equivalent of "look over here!", makes them look crazy.

Sheldonrs · 02-06-2007, 10:38 AM

"Carnys..you know, circus folk." ;-)

And my annoyance du jour... People who think I want to hear their phone conversation on the bus to work. If the person can't hear you then wait until you get off the fucking bus to talk. I REALLY don't care to know what your "friend" did last night under the influence of whatever narcotic they had.

02-05-2007, 09:18 PM	#1
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Shit that annoys you... Cold weather... with NO relief in site. People that spell "ALOT" as one word. McDonalds... yuk Mike Tyson Michael Jackson

02-05-2007, 09:28 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	plumbing a car that won't start PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CHANGE THE TP ROLL! Quizno's commericials People who say "irregardless" and "eXspecially" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-05-2007, 10:13 PM	#6
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	People. All of you motherfuckers. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

02-05-2007, 10:24 PM	#7
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Especially the incestuous ones, I suppose. That and writers who can't distinguish one homonym from another... verbally, they've wrought rot. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

02-05-2007, 10:45 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I find the shit that dangles because of some inadvertently ingested hair particularly annoying. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-05-2007, 09:54 PM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Alot of stuff shits me today

02-05-2007, 09:59 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	clerks who ask, "Did you find everything okay?" without any intention of helping you out if you say no.

02-05-2007, 10:03 PM	#5
rigcranop Resident Denizen Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: s. jersey Posts: 62	Lazy co-workers. Assholes driving little imports WAY too fast. Lack of common courtesy.

02-05-2007, 11:13 PM	#10
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	Diarrhea...because you can never get away from the bathroom! __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

02-06-2007, 02:10 AM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	1. Those kamikaze perfume women in the stores. "You spray me with that, and I'm punching you in the tit." 2. People who wait until their groceries are completely scanned and bagged and THEN decide to whip out the checkbook. And to add insult to injury, they say "Oh, I was going to pay by check anyway. I just wanted to know how much. Who do I make the check out to?" HEY COCKSUCKER!!! You knew you were paying by check, so fill the fucking thing out BEFORE you get to the register! And who to make it out to? The El Segundo Wine and Liqueur Exchange? Nooooo. ShopRite, you shitwit. 3. Assholes who take 10 minutes to decide what to get a McDonalds. The menu is the same as it was yesterday. Decide already. "I'll have the lobster bisque, a blackened catfish fillet sandwich, and a Rum & Coke." 4. There is a price on the item. That is the price. "Excuse me, the price tag says $10. Is that the price?" "Whadda think, toots?" 5. "Hey, your phone line was busy. Were you using it?" "No, asshole. Tarzan needed something to swing from..." 6. "Excuse me, are you on line for the ATM?" "No ma'am, I'm just waiting here for the stimulating conversation." 7. ATM service fees. ATM means Ass-To-Mouth. They shove their dicks in your ass, and then force you to clean the shit covered dick with your tongue and expect you to smile for the chance. 8. Women who wear the skimpiest clothes possible, and then call you a pervert when you look. If you didn't want people to look, then why draw attention to yourself? 9. Poseur goth shitheads. "Oh. life is so horrid, I must wear black and be a miserable self-centered ass." Go ahead, ya schmuck. You want to off yourself, feel free to do so. All you're doing is keeping me employed. 10. Smug salesmen. "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that shirt in your size. These are more for slimmer fit people." Fuck you, asshole. I'm not the one working a minimum-wage paying slow death. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-06-2007, 06:16 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	When people leave skid marks on my freshly cleaned toilet. Shitheads who drive slowly in the passing lane. Shaving whiskers in my bathroom basin. Stink farts in bed. People who behave as if they're superior to others. some fuckwits online. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-06-2007, 10:18 AM	#14
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Right now, people who, in a discussion, refuse to clearly answer a direct question. If you don't know, "I don't know" is an answer. So is, "I was wrong". I say both all the time... it is cathartic. What people tend to so these days is the equivalent of "look over here!", makes them look crazy.

02-06-2007, 10:38 AM	#15
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"Carnys..you know, circus folk." ;-) And my annoyance du jour... People who think I want to hear their phone conversation on the bus to work. If the person can't hear you then wait until you get off the fucking bus to talk. I REALLY don't care to know what your "friend" did last night under the influence of whatever narcotic they had. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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