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02-17-2007, 11:04 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Celebrity Won't Bang List
Since there is a "Celebrity Bang List" and a "Virtual Celebrity Bang List", I wanted to see a "Celebrity Won't Bang List".
These are people that others find attractive, but you wouldn't bang, even if given the chance. Who in your top 5? 1. Paris Hilton 2. Nicole Ritchie These two bags o' antlers never were, aren't, and never will be. 3. Patricia Heaton 4. Britney Spears 5. Mariah Carey Honorable Mention - Either of the Olson Twins.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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02-17-2007, 11:07 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie *are* my top five won't bangs. All of 'em.
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02-17-2007, 11:28 AM
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The future is unwritten
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I don't think I need.... or will ever need, a list.
Anyone I wrote down, that is (in)famous enough for you to know who I'm talking about, is so far out of my league I couldn't pick them up on cable. 
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02-17-2007, 11:39 AM
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02-17-2007, 12:00 PM
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Master Dwellar
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List of women I won't bang...
There's about 3 billion of 'em! hahaha
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02-17-2007, 12:03 PM
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I can hear my ears
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Merlin Olsen?
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02-17-2007, 03:30 PM
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Saw the title of this thread and instantly thought of Paris Hilton.
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02-17-2007, 05:25 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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The Hoff!!
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02-17-2007, 07:13 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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Justin Timberlake is an obvious choice, I think.
I have to throw Toby Keith in there, too. Not only does he seem like a raging a-hole, but he looks like he's smelly. |
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02-17-2007, 07:33 PM
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Paris... not with your dick.
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02-17-2007, 07:38 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Pamela Anderson anyone? it's not if you'll catch something, but what.....
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02-17-2007, 08:31 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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I saw a photo of Ms. Anderson without her makeup once. Yikes! Although she might have been hung over, too, so maybe I shouldn't be so harsh.
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02-17-2007, 08:40 PM
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Also, her taste in men lead me to think that she may have bacteria from... well... I'll leave that for your imagination.
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02-17-2007, 10:01 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Well, Pammy does have the Hep-C...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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02-17-2007, 10:02 PM
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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