And how many different words can we come up with for...

elSicomoro · 03-08-2007, 10:34 AM

..."penis?"

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2007, 10:35 AM

Heat seeking moisture missile

Unit

Member

Skin Flute

Trilby · 03-08-2007, 10:37 AM

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Monty Python!

elSicomoro · 03-08-2007, 10:39 AM

Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now?

prong
tube steak
bologna pony
love tool
love muscle

Spexxvet · 03-08-2007, 10:44 AM

junk
wang
schlong
putz
naughty bits (includes scrotum)
dingus
manhhod
bulging balloon beluga

Spexxvet · 03-08-2007, 10:44 AM

male organ

lumberjim · 03-08-2007, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now?

'sycamore'

Elspode · 03-08-2007, 10:49 AM

Instant Hall of Fame material!

This, of course, applies to both LJ's rejoinder *and* my penis.

Undertoad · 03-08-2007, 10:51 AM

"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.

Flint · 03-08-2007, 10:53 AM

the donger
big pink thermometer

lumberjim · 03-08-2007, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.

in the 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway' sense, i take it?

Sundae · 03-08-2007, 11:11 AM

Sausage
As in "sausage in a cathedral" - the Brit equivilant of the above

Willy
Dinkle

elSicomoro · 03-08-2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

'sycamore'

Great! Now I'm a hemaphrodite! I'm so confused! Thanks, Fucker!

Sheldonrs · 03-08-2007, 11:25 AM

Rump pumper

Flint · 03-08-2007, 11:34 AM

beaver cleaver

03-08-2007, 10:34 AM	#1
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	And how many different words can we come up with for... ..."penis?"

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Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Heat seeking moisture missile Unit Member Skin Flute __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2007, 10:37 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Monty Python! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-08-2007, 10:44 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	junk wang schlong putz naughty bits (includes scrotum) dingus manhhod bulging balloon beluga __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-08-2007, 10:44 AM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	male organ __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-08-2007, 10:39 AM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now? prong tube steak bologna pony love tool love muscle

03-08-2007, 10:49 AM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Instant Hall of Fame material! This, of course, applies to both LJ's rejoinder and my penis. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-08-2007, 10:51 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.

03-08-2007, 10:53 AM	#10
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03-08-2007, 11:11 AM	#12
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03-08-2007, 11:34 AM	#15
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