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Old 09-20-2007, 12:58 PM   #1
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Phone Sex?

Does any one know how to get into the phone sex business?
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:59 PM   #2
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Call me, I'll fill you in.
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:04 PM   #3
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I looked into it once. If you're talking professional phone sex I mean.
My problem was I didn't want to be available for the times specified - I only wanted it as a bit of a money-earner.
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:24 PM   #4
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Call me, and I'll fill you in...
but see me, and I'll feel you up.
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:26 PM   #5
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:35 PM   #6
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:15 PM   #7
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Ohhh, SG, I know there is an aussie one that lets you pick your hours and another thing that is taking off over here is....flirty chat websites.

Like, you post as much (or as little) information about yourself and what you are up for....just casual conversation , flirting or sex chat, and then people pay a fee and get your allocated mobile number..they call and you do whatever you are comfortable with.

What do you mean, how do I know so much about it?
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Old 09-20-2007, 07:37 PM   #8
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OOH I have a plan!
We could have a sexline audition!

I don't know how to record just audio, but I'd use a video focused on a blank wall or something...
A male poster could set the script and we could all give it a try. Aussie, Brit & US accents, it would be cool
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:11 PM   #9
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Yabbut, we cant have LJ as a judge...he doesnt like it when people speak with their mouths full.
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:55 PM   #10
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For you or Mrs Fargon? Well, either way, I believe Selene has a contact for that. Legit biz, but it doesn't pay all that well. Maybe average $12-$14/hr.
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:57 PM   #11
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yes, but it's something you can do from home.
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Old 09-20-2007, 09:00 PM   #12
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Yabbut, we cant have LJ as a judge...he doesnt like it when people speak with their mouths full.
i dont?!
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Old 09-20-2007, 09:36 PM   #13
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Like, you post as much (or as little) information about yourself and what you are up for....just casual conversation , flirting or sex chat, and then people pay a fee and get your allocated mobile number..they call and you do whatever you are comfortable with.
Call 555-314-1592... WASP male, 40ish, geeky. Will read, web surf, watch videos, or drink liquor (or any combination) while you listen. $5/first minute, $1.50/minute after. Call now to reserve your place in line!!!!
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Old 09-20-2007, 09:45 PM   #14
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I know some people in the porn business (not phone sex, but websites and videos) and they have had a lot of trouble with the newer federal regulations requring fairly ridiculous recordkeeping on the part of vendors, such as you have to keep copies of people's identification proving they are over 18, keep a record of addresses and computer addresses, etc. (I forget the exact requirements, but I did read the statute at one time and they seemed fairly onerous to me). They are trying to legislate against underage pornography, which is fine, but it makes it tougher for the more legitimate sexual industry.

ETA: And I am in favor of sexual industry. :p
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Old 09-20-2007, 09:52 PM   #15
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Call 555-314-1592... WASP male, 40ish, geeky. Will read, web surf, watch videos, or drink liquor (or any combination) while you listen. $5/first minute, $1.50/minute after. Call now to reserve your place in line!!!!
We should all do one.... gimme a mo (a mom-time mo .....you'll know when it's over...)
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