answer your phone with a punchline

Flint · 01-24-2008, 04:06 PM

I think I'm going with "rectum? damn near killed 'em!" but pronounced like "my name, how can I help you?" and see what people do.

if you post in this thread seventeen times a magical angel will appear and grant your greatest wish but no wishing for unlimited wishes please because that's just rude

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 04:38 PM

what's your number?

BigV · 01-24-2008, 04:41 PM

Seventeen, of course.

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 04:49 PM

"Flint Stone. How can I help you?"

BigV · 01-24-2008, 04:54 PM

"Joe's morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 05:23 PM

The only one I know, I cant post because its really vulgar and would offend a heap of people.....

you do it, LJ!!

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 06:00 PM

Joe's Abortions! You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us!

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 06:01 PM

zat the one?

Clodfobble · 01-24-2008, 06:48 PM

At my first job, this was how I occasionally answered the phones when the boss wasn't around:

"Domino's Pizza, where ten inches is considered small, how can I help you?"

DucksNuts · 01-24-2008, 10:02 PM

Thats him, LJ...thanks

regular.joe · 01-24-2008, 10:19 PM

I have this as my phone message.

regular.joe · 01-24-2008, 10:24 PM

For a while I had this as my ring tone.

busterb · 01-24-2008, 11:45 PM

By the grace of god, Alexander Graham Bell and BS telco, You've got #$%-%^&$. Please leave a message, if you yak before beep, no flapping message.

Crimson Ghost · 01-24-2008, 11:59 PM

"Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. May I take your order?"

lumberjim · 01-25-2008, 12:05 AM

seriously....i answer the phone...if i see that it's an inside line calling...."Garden Shop!" or "Infectious waste!" or "Whaaaaaaaattttt????" all aggravated.....

it's funny the first time.

01-24-2008, 04:06 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	answer your phone with a punchline I think I'm going with "rectum? damn near killed 'em!" but pronounced like "my name, how can I help you?" and see what people do. if you post in this thread seventeen times a magical angel will appear and grant your greatest wish but no wishing for unlimited wishes please because that's just rude __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-24-2008, 04:38 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what's your number? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 04:41 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Seventeen, of course. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-24-2008, 04:49 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	"Flint Stone. How can I help you?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 04:54 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"Joe's morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-24-2008, 05:23 PM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	The only one I know, I cant post because its really vulgar and would offend a heap of people..... you do it, LJ!!

01-24-2008, 06:00 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Joe's Abortions! You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 06:01 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	zat the one? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 06:48 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	At my first job, this was how I occasionally answered the phones when the boss wasn't around: "Domino's Pizza, where ten inches is considered small, how can I help you?"

01-24-2008, 10:02 PM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Thats him, LJ...thanks

01-24-2008, 10:19 PM	#11
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I have this as my phone message. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

01-24-2008, 10:24 PM	#12
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	For a while I had this as my ring tone. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

01-24-2008, 11:45 PM	#13
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	By the grace of god, Alexander Graham Bell and BS telco, You've got #$%-%^&$. Please leave a message, if you yak before beep, no flapping message. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-24-2008, 11:59 PM	#14
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. May I take your order?" __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-25-2008, 12:05 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	seriously....i answer the phone...if i see that it's an inside line calling...."Garden Shop!" or "Infectious waste!" or "Whaaaaaaaattttt????" all aggravated..... it's funny the first time. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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