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02-01-2008, 12:14 AM | #1 |
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Cheeseburger in a Can on a Plane on a Treadmill
Yeah, I don't have anything to post here. Anyone have any ideas?
I just wanted to say cheeseburger in a can on a plane on a treadmill.
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02-01-2008, 01:01 AM | #2 |
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I was thinking that if you made train tracks out of ferrous metal, and put really strong magnets under a train, and tilted them you could have free train energy. and then if you put the tracks on a treadmill going the other way, the train would not be able to lift off.
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02-01-2008, 01:51 AM | #3 |
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The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
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02-01-2008, 09:41 AM | #4 |
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
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02-01-2008, 09:48 AM | #5 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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02-01-2008, 10:06 AM | #6 |
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Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
02-01-2008, 10:22 AM | #7 |
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Actually the Navy trains a lot of pilots so a "cheeseburger" in the can is probably not a big deal.
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02-01-2008, 10:57 AM | #8 |
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OH MY GOD!!! STEAKS ON A PLANE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
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02-01-2008, 11:00 AM | #9 |
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lmao...Sheldon, you never fail to slay me!
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02-01-2008, 11:37 AM | #10 |
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02-01-2008, 12:02 PM | #11 | |
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02-01-2008, 12:08 PM | #12 |
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...which was driven by al qaeda operatives....
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02-01-2008, 12:39 PM | #14 |
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
02-01-2008, 12:40 PM | #15 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You really need to start your own site a la "explodingdog."
Funny shit. |
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