is being lumberjim morally wrong?

Flint · 02-02-2008, 12:34 AM

like, imagine that there's a poll here, and what the options would be, and then vote on those

lumberjim · 02-02-2008, 12:50 AM

i vote for: " if i could be lumberjim, i totaly would...he rules...."

Flint · 02-02-2008, 12:50 AM

so basically you're saying you're ghey for yourself ... that's sick

lumberjim · 02-02-2008, 12:51 AM

i wish i was you....so i could make love to me.

Flint · 02-02-2008, 12:53 AM

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Clodfobble · 02-02-2008, 11:15 AM

People are born being lumberjim, they can't help that. But many say it is immoral to act on those urges. Usually they recommend joining the priesthood to overcome one's lumberjimmy desires.

lumberjim · 02-02-2008, 11:37 AM

I've always thought that people were born being Flint, and should aspire to improve to appropriately lumberjimish levels of awesomeness.

monster · 02-02-2008, 11:37 AM

Is being lumber, jimmorally wrong?
Is being lumberjimm, orally wrong?
Is being lumberjimm, orally, wrong?
Is lumbering jim, morally wrong?
Is lumbering jim morally, wrong?
...

SteveDallas · 02-02-2008, 11:43 AM

Yes, it is morally wrong. Unfortunately, in this country, at least, it's not illegal. But I'm hopeful for future legislative action.

Cicero · 02-02-2008, 12:07 PM

Option 3) Lumberjim is not morally wrong in Thailand and various other parts of Asia. (perspectivism)

According to some buddhist sects he is on a higher path for attaining vice, greed, and most importantly: desire. Within the 10 realms he must first give in to true desire to attain genuine happiness....Which makes him most likely (at minimum) bodhisattva. This is why he is an awesome salesman...In fact, according to some...he would be a guru. This is the short version....There are many web-sites and Kai-kons devoted to the path of guru-jim...please be advised.

There ya go....

Gurujim

lumberjim · 02-02-2008, 12:17 PM

as i said to the hot dog vendor, "please make me one with everything"

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2008, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Yes, it is morally wrong. Unfortunately, in this country, at least, it's not illegal. But I'm hopeful for future legislative action.

So this is Bush's fault too?

SteveDallas · 02-02-2008, 04:21 PM

No, I'd have to say it goes back to Reagan.

HungLikeJesus · 02-04-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

as i said to the hot dog vendor, "please make me one with everything"

... and after you paid, you said, "Where's my change?"

and he said, "Change comes from within."

Trilby · 02-04-2008, 12:06 PM

I am hott for LJ because he is insulting but in a good way--a way that makes you want to be insulted. I consider him a rare red-legged Mexican tarantula who wears a fake nose with black-frame glasses with mustache. He is a death with many sticks----unlike the inferior wolf and nurse spiders who can only pursue you, half naked, to your death* off some cliff.

*a happy, half-naked death

02-02-2008, 12:34 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	is being lumberjim morally wrong? like, imagine that there's a poll here, and what the options would be, and then vote on those __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-02-2008, 12:50 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i vote for: " if i could be lumberjim, i totaly would...he rules...." __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-02-2008, 12:50 AM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	so basically you're saying you're ghey for yourself ... that's sick __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-02-2008, 12:51 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i wish i was you....so i could make love to me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-02-2008, 11:37 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I've always thought that people were born being Flint, and should aspire to improve to appropriately lumberjimish levels of awesomeness. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-02-2008, 11:15 AM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	People are born being lumberjim, they can't help that. But many say it is immoral to act on those urges. Usually they recommend joining the priesthood to overcome one's lumberjimmy desires.

02-02-2008, 11:37 AM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Is being lumber, jimmorally wrong? Is being lumberjimm, orally wrong? Is being lumberjimm, orally, wrong? Is lumbering jim, morally wrong? Is lumbering jim morally, wrong? ... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-02-2008, 11:43 AM	#9
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yes, it is morally wrong. Unfortunately, in this country, at least, it's not illegal. But I'm hopeful for future legislative action.

02-02-2008, 12:07 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Option 3) Lumberjim is not morally wrong in Thailand and various other parts of Asia. (perspectivism) According to some buddhist sects he is on a higher path for attaining vice, greed, and most importantly: desire. Within the 10 realms he must first give in to true desire to attain genuine happiness....Which makes him most likely (at minimum) bodhisattva. This is why he is an awesome salesman...In fact, according to some...he would be a guru. This is the short version....There are many web-sites and Kai-kons devoted to the path of guru-jim...please be advised. There ya go.... Gurujim __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-02-2008, 12:17 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	as i said to the hot dog vendor, "please make me one with everything" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-02-2008, 04:21 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	No, I'd have to say it goes back to Reagan.

02-04-2008, 12:06 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am hott for LJ because he is insulting but in a good way--a way that makes you want to be insulted. I consider him a rare red-legged Mexican tarantula who wears a fake nose with black-frame glasses with mustache. He is a death with many sticks----unlike the inferior wolf and nurse spiders who can only pursue you, half naked, to your death* off some cliff. *a happy, half-naked death

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