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11-13-2008, 12:52 AM | #1 |
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New twist on scam
ATTENTION:SIR/MADAM
I AM SECRETARY.PARKER DESMOND, A DIRECTOR WITH THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE UNITED KINGDOM AND WAS INSTRUCTED BY THE MINISTER OF FINANCE ( JOAN RUDDOCK ) TO FIND OUT BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH, WHY YOUR PAYMENT VALUED GBP7.5MILLION POUNDS YOUR CONTRACT PART PAYMENT STILL UNCLAIMED. HOWEVER, THEIR ARE TWO GENTLEMEN HERE WHO CAME FROM YOUR COUNTRY TO CLAIM THIS PAYMENT ON YOUR BEHALF AND THE REASON GIVING TO US IS THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SENT THEM THAT YOU ARE TERMINAL SICK. IN THIS REGARD, KINDLY RECONFIRM YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO US FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION, AND TO KNOW IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SENT THEM FOR THE CLAIM. BELOW ARE THE INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE TO RECONFIRM TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. 1)YOUR FULL NAME 2)YOUR PHONE NUMBER, CELL PHONE,MOBILE# 3)YOUR ADDRESS FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT DELIVERY. UPON THE PROPER IDENTIFICATION, HM TREASURY WILL IMMEDIATELY SIGN THE APPROVAL AND REFER YOU TO OUR FINALCIAL INSTITUTIONS THAT WILL PAY YOU WITHOUT ANY HICCUP. OUR DESIRE IS TO SERVING YOU BETTER.WAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS.(parkerdesmond4141@yahoo.com) OR CALL ME ON YOURS FAITHFULLY, MINISTER.PAUL BRYANT I am just thrilled they will pay me without any hiccup! LMAO!
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11-13-2008, 12:55 AM | #2 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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No UK bureaucrat would make that many syntactical, grammatical and morphological errors in one document.
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11-13-2008, 06:32 AM | #3 |
Doctor Wtf
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Yeah, if it weren't for that I would have believed it.
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11-13-2008, 10:24 AM | #4 |
polaroid of perfection
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My brother started work for the Treasury this week. I'll have to ask him if he knows these people, might get him noticed.
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11-13-2008, 10:32 AM | #5 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Now wait a minute, those two guys were supposed to just go fetch me a cup of coffee. This is an outrage. I want to know what's going on here!
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