Dazza wants to know...

Aliantha · 11-28-2008, 04:26 PM

Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.

Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)

Why the random security searches at airports are not random.

Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.

Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.

lumberjim · 11-28-2008, 04:37 PM

why, is he writing a stand up comedy routine?

TheMercenary · 11-28-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.

Because he didn't hire me as a guide.

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Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)

Because he paid to much to have a haircut.

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Why the random security searches at airports are not random.

Because we only target people who are not white.

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Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.

Because it has less calories and even if you have type 2 diabetes you can drink it.

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Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.

Because we don't believe bait have feelings.

How'd I do?

lookout123 · 11-28-2008, 04:51 PM

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Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.

You seriously want more out of people who can't even poke a proper hole in a piece of paper?

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Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)

is it at all possible there were exterior clues that it wasn't the best place to trust with his hair... before they started cutting?

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Why the random security searches at airports are not random.

Well see, when we put the government in charge of something usually stupidity results.

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Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.

They need it cut and are fresh out of baking soda?

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Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.

Well, um... WTF is a live bait machine and WTF was he doing in a place with such a thing?

Clodfobble · 11-28-2008, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.

I'm intrigued by the circumstances of this. Is he just talking about the fact that Coke is not made with real sugar, or did he actually see someone pop open a can of Coke, and pour a little packet of Sweet-n-Low into it?

lumberjim · 11-28-2008, 05:49 PM

or has he just never seen diet coke?

footfootfoot · 11-28-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

They need it cut and are fresh out of baking soda?

Note to self: Don't party with lookout if he's buying.

lookout123 · 11-28-2008, 10:56 PM

Note to foot: Lookout doesn't party, certainly doesn't pay, but has seen some really really weird shit. I've seen people cut coke with baby powder, powdered sugar, baking soda, and even meth. people are just plain messed up.

ZenGum · 11-29-2008, 03:50 AM

Sorry, cut coke with meth? As in Crystal Meth, methamphetamine?

Gosh, my drugs are too strong, I know, I'll mix some different drug with it, there, perfect. I am soooo clever.

There are scare stories about people cutting coke with rat poison (which breaks down blood vessel walls) to enable faster absorbtion.

DanaC · 11-29-2008, 09:52 AM

There was a recent fad over here for dipping marijuana into a substance containing tiny little grains of glass. Made the colas look like they were frosted with THC crystals. Ripped the shit out of people's lungs.

lookout123 · 11-29-2008, 10:19 AM

When I sold cars we had a finance guy that laced his coffee with meth all day, every day. He looked exactly like Beavis and often sounded like him too. That's one mormon who really misunderstood some of the rules.

ZenGum · 11-29-2008, 05:33 PM

He went on to a high-flying career in AIG, did he?

In the early to mid 90s a batch of "Amsterdam Black" was brought into my home town. "What's Amsterdam Black?" you ask? Take good quality cannabis ... and dip it in hash oil. The pot equivalent of a pan-galactic gargle blaster.

Aliantha · 11-29-2008, 11:05 PM

Thanks to Merc he now knows why he got the bad haircut.

He saw someone putting artificial sweetener into their cup of coke. He wondered if it was common practice.

He was at the World Fisheries Conference in Florida and that's where he saw the live bait vending machine.

Aliantha · 11-29-2008, 11:06 PM

Oh and yes, we have diet coke here too. I don't drink it though, and nor does anyone in our house.

That shit will kill you.

regular.joe · 11-30-2008, 01:21 AM

Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.

11-28-2008, 04:26 PM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Dazza wants to know... Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida. Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible) Why the random security searches at airports are not random. Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke. Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-28-2008, 04:37 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	why, is he writing a stand up comedy routine? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-28-2008, 05:49 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	or has he just never seen diet coke? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-28-2008, 10:56 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Note to foot: Lookout doesn't party, certainly doesn't pay, but has seen some really really weird shit. I've seen people cut coke with baby powder, powdered sugar, baking soda, and even meth. people are just plain messed up. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-29-2008, 03:50 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Sorry, cut coke with meth? As in Crystal Meth, methamphetamine? Gosh, my drugs are too strong, I know, I'll mix some different drug with it, there, perfect. I am soooo clever. There are scare stories about people cutting coke with rat poison (which breaks down blood vessel walls) to enable faster absorbtion. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-29-2008, 09:52 AM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	There was a recent fad over here for dipping marijuana into a substance containing tiny little grains of glass. Made the colas look like they were frosted with THC crystals. Ripped the shit out of people's lungs.

11-29-2008, 10:19 AM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	When I sold cars we had a finance guy that laced his coffee with meth all day, every day. He looked exactly like Beavis and often sounded like him too. That's one mormon who really misunderstood some of the rules. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-29-2008, 05:33 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He went on to a high-flying career in AIG, did he? In the early to mid 90s a batch of "Amsterdam Black" was brought into my home town. "What's Amsterdam Black?" you ask? Take good quality cannabis ... and dip it in hash oil. The pot equivalent of a pan-galactic gargle blaster. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-29-2008, 11:05 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Thanks to Merc he now knows why he got the bad haircut. He saw someone putting artificial sweetener into their cup of coke. He wondered if it was common practice. He was at the World Fisheries Conference in Florida and that's where he saw the live bait vending machine. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-29-2008, 11:06 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Oh and yes, we have diet coke here too. I don't drink it though, and nor does anyone in our house. That shit will kill you. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-30-2008, 01:21 AM	#15
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

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