no offence

sikcboy · 05-10-2009, 09:03 PM

how many months are there in an orangemans calendar,

5

january , febuary and march march march!

monster · 05-10-2009, 09:20 PM

hehe

Aliantha · 05-10-2009, 09:21 PM

Actually, I can't believe this year is almost half over already.

Cloud · 05-11-2009, 02:05 PM

orangemen?

yes, I know what orangemen are. just never heard a joke about them before.

classicman · 05-11-2009, 02:54 PM

Oops - sorry - I thought this thread was about the 2009 Dallas Cowboys.

lumberjim · 05-11-2009, 03:21 PM

please fry in a byre, sir

classicman · 05-11-2009, 04:01 PM

lol - thought you'd like that jim.

Gravdigr · 05-11-2009, 09:05 PM

Cowboys fan, eh LJ? I like ya anyway.

capnhowdy · 05-11-2009, 09:08 PM

I guess this wasn't funny enough to go in the humor thread. A whole thread for one joke. Carry on.

monster · 05-11-2009, 10:08 PM

it is nothingland......

ZenGum · 05-11-2009, 10:18 PM

Speaking of Marching ... Gen. Patton found a novel way to motivate his troops as they drove through Germany in 1945.

On to Czeckoslovakia! they cried!

Why? Germany was an enemy country, and any fratenization with the civilian population was strictly forbidden. Czeckoslovakia was considered an occupied ally, and so "fraternization" was permitted.

Sing it with me now...

On, on, on to Czeckoslova-a-kia!
On, on, on to fraterniza-a-tion!

Way to motivate the troops. The French may march on their stomachs (which is the only way to stop them from running away) but the Americans navigate with their dicks.

Aliantha · 05-11-2009, 10:55 PM

No offence, but this thread sux!

classicman · 05-12-2009, 10:24 AM

Nothings worse than....

wolf · 05-12-2009, 02:07 PM

Why do people always say things like "no offence" and then go right on ahead and do so?

(not that like 95% of the board had no freaking clue without a visit to wikipedia)

glatt · 05-12-2009, 02:14 PM

I'm just saying, you look funny and smell bad, is all I'm saying. What? I'm just saying... Why are you getting mad? I'm just saying...

05-10-2009, 09:03 PM	#1
sikcboy infectious waste case Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: mooon base alpha 5 Posts: 52	no offence how many months are there in an orangemans calendar, 5 january , febuary and march march march! __________________ do drugs fck every one up, or is it just that fcked up people take too many drugs?

05-10-2009, 09:20 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hehe __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2009, 09:21 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Actually, I can't believe this year is almost half over already. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-11-2009, 02:05 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	orangemen? yes, I know what orangemen are. just never heard a joke about them before. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-11-2009, 02:54 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Oops - sorry - I thought this thread was about the 2009 Dallas Cowboys. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-11-2009, 03:21 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	please fry in a byre, sir __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-11-2009, 04:01 PM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - thought you'd like that jim. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-11-2009, 09:05 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Cowboys fan, eh LJ? I like ya anyway. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-11-2009, 09:08 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I guess this wasn't funny enough to go in the humor thread. A whole thread for one joke. Carry on. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-11-2009, 10:08 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it is nothingland...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-11-2009, 10:18 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Speaking of Marching ... Gen. Patton found a novel way to motivate his troops as they drove through Germany in 1945. On to Czeckoslovakia! they cried! Why? Germany was an enemy country, and any fratenization with the civilian population was strictly forbidden. Czeckoslovakia was considered an occupied ally, and so "fraternization" was permitted. Sing it with me now... On, on, on to Czeckoslova-a-kia! On, on, on to fraterniza-a-tion! Way to motivate the troops. The French may march on their stomachs (which is the only way to stop them from running away) but the Americans navigate with their dicks. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-11-2009, 10:55 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	No offence, but this thread sux! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-12-2009, 10:24 AM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Nothings worse than.... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-12-2009, 02:07 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Why do people always say things like "no offence" and then go right on ahead and do so? (not that like 95% of the board had no freaking clue without a visit to wikipedia) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-12-2009, 02:14 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm just saying, you look funny and smell bad, is all I'm saying. What? I'm just saying... Why are you getting mad? I'm just saying...

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