Automated email responses

classicman · 01-11-2010, 09:02 AM

Ya know the ones when someone is out of town or on vacation. You typically get the
"I'll be out of the office until x day/date If you need immediate assistance call so and so at extension whatever."

I just got one from a client that I thought was a little more honest, creative and funny too.

Quote:

I WILL BE UNABLE TO BE REACHED FOR BUSINESS OR PLEASURE OR JUST TO SHOOT THE BULL. I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM PHONES INTERNET AND EVERY OTHER TYPE OF COMMUNICATION. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER UNTIL I GET BACK TO THE NUT HOUSE. YOUR CONSIDERATION IS ALMOST APPRECIATED.

Anyone else get any like this?

Shawnee123 · 01-11-2010, 09:03 AM

Ha! Never got one quite like that, but I would love it if I did.

TheMercenary · 01-12-2010, 10:25 AM

That is pretty funny. I guess I should try to get more creative next time I go on vacation.

Shawnee123 · 01-12-2010, 10:27 AM

I wonder if I could get away with: I'm not here. Fuck you. :p

TheMercenary · 01-12-2010, 10:37 AM

The boss my object to that one.

monster · 01-13-2010, 08:48 PM

I am never away from my email. But I think I'll set an automated reply for shits and grins

01-11-2010, 09:03 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ha! Never got one quite like that, but I would love it if I did. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-12-2010, 10:25 AM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	That is pretty funny. I guess I should try to get more creative next time I go on vacation. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-12-2010, 10:27 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I wonder if I could get away with: I'm not here. Fuck you. :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-12-2010, 10:37 AM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The boss my object to that one. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-13-2010, 08:48 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I am never away from my email. But I think I'll set an automated reply for shits and grins __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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