Choose Your Weapon

lumberjim · 03-16-2010, 11:21 PM

Watch this clip:

and this:

what weapon would you choose in a hand to hand battle situation?

Gravdigr · 03-17-2010, 03:41 AM

toranokaze · 03-17-2010, 04:20 AM

With a sword as back up

monster · 03-17-2010, 06:57 AM

Trilby · 03-17-2010, 07:15 AM

Cupcakes. Everyone loves cupcakes - they're a little bit of heaven but not so much that you feel guilty after.

Or, Ireland. Ireland would be good in hand to hand combat.

monster · 03-17-2010, 08:29 AM

Cake or Death?

Shawnee123 · 03-17-2010, 08:36 AM

One of these:

jinx · 03-17-2010, 11:00 AM

Fire! heh heh Fire! [/beavis]

lumberjim · 03-17-2010, 01:17 PM

or

monster · 03-17-2010, 01:35 PM

I think drax has possessed jim somehow! We need a priest to perform a circumcision!

Beest · 03-17-2010, 02:13 PM

Well, I was going to go with nunchuks made of dolphins like The Batman.

But i don't think anything could beat Nun Chucks

Gravdigr · 03-17-2010, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Cake or Death?

I'll take death-by-cake.

lumberjim · 03-17-2010, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I think drax has possessed jim somehow! We need a priest to perform a circumcision!

don't touch mah pee pee!

classicman · 03-18-2010, 01:05 PM

I'll take Shaw as my weapon. If you can kill a Hobo . . .

monster · 03-18-2010, 03:56 PM

Is this our first forum wedding?

repeat after me

I, Classic Cut-And-Paste Man, take thee, Shawn Hobo-Killin-Machine Ee123, to be my awful wedded weapon.

03-16-2010, 11:21 PM	#1
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03-17-2010, 03:41 AM	#2
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03-17-2010, 04:20 AM	#3
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	With a sword as back up Attached Images __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

03-17-2010, 06:57 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by monster; 03-17-2010 at 08:29 AM.

03-17-2010, 07:15 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Cupcakes. Everyone loves cupcakes - they're a little bit of heaven but not so much that you feel guilty after. Or, Ireland. Ireland would be good in hand to hand combat. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-17-2010, 08:29 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Cake or Death? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-17-2010, 08:36 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	One of these: Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-17-2010, 11:00 AM	#8
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Fire! heh heh Fire! [/beavis] __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-17-2010, 01:17 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	or __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-17-2010, 01:35 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think drax has possessed jim somehow! We need a priest to perform a circumcision! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-17-2010, 02:13 PM	#11
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	Well, I was going to go with nunchuks made of dolphins like The Batman. But i don't think anything could beat Nun Chucks

03-18-2010, 01:05 PM	#14
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'll take Shaw as my weapon. If you can kill a Hobo . . . __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-18-2010, 03:56 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Is this our first forum wedding? repeat after me I, Classic Cut-And-Paste Man, take thee, Shawn Hobo-Killin-Machine Ee123, to be my awful wedded weapon. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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