Your Mamma is so Fat....

lumberjim · 03-19-2010, 11:30 PM

When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips!

Crimson Ghost · 03-20-2010, 02:36 AM

When she jumps up, she gets stuck.

Her blood type is Rocky Road.

Her belt size is 'Equator'.

Griff · 03-20-2010, 10:42 AM

She lost a gig as a stunt double by crushing Carrie Fisher.

bluecuracao · 03-21-2010, 02:19 AM

Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

capnhowdy · 03-23-2010, 07:22 AM

Her armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Sundae · 03-23-2010, 04:21 PM

She's got her own gravitational pull.

BigV · 03-24-2010, 12:27 AM

your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose

capnhowdy · 03-24-2010, 07:16 AM

So fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.

classicman · 03-24-2010, 02:58 PM

... she has her own zip code.

Crimson Ghost · 03-25-2010, 02:00 AM

Your mama is so fat (HOW FAT IS SHE???) she has three smaller women in orbit around her.

Undertoad · 03-25-2010, 01:51 PM

Yo mama so fat she almost as big as my dick.

Yo mama so fat the movies have popcorn in small, medium, large, and yo mama.

squirell nutkin · 03-25-2010, 02:07 PM

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2010, 02:27 PM

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Yo momma so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

Crimson Ghost · 03-25-2010, 05:09 PM

Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.

Yo Momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo Momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

LittleWolf · 03-27-2010, 04:22 PM

Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.

Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her.

Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.

03-19-2010, 11:30 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Your Mamma is so Fat.... When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-20-2010, 02:36 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	When she jumps up, she gets stuck. Her blood type is Rocky Road. Her belt size is 'Equator'. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-20-2010, 10:42 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	She lost a gig as a stunt double by crushing Carrie Fisher. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-23-2010, 07:22 AM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Her armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-23-2010, 04:21 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	She's got her own gravitational pull. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-21-2010, 02:19 AM	#4
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

03-24-2010, 12:27 AM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-24-2010, 07:16 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	So fat she uses a pillow for a tampon. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-24-2010, 02:58 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	... she has her own zip code. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-25-2010, 02:00 AM	#10
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Your mama is so fat (HOW FAT IS SHE???) she has three smaller women in orbit around her. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-25-2010, 01:51 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yo mama so fat she almost as big as my dick. Yo mama so fat the movies have popcorn in small, medium, large, and yo mama.

03-25-2010, 02:07 PM	#12
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-25-2010, 02:27 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Yo momma so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-25-2010, 05:09 PM	#14
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Yo Momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way. Yo Momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo Momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-27-2010, 04:22 PM	#15
LittleWolf Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 27	Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet. Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her. Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.

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