Bathroom Wall Graffiti

Gravdigr · 04-03-2010, 02:25 PM

You know the kind I'm talking about. Usually in black magic marker, on the stall door or wall.

When I was about ten or twelve, we were in Kansas maybe, driving cross country, and stopped at a truck stop and this gem was on the men's room wall:

Here I sit,
Cheeks a-flexin',
About to give birth
To another Texan.

And then there's the classic:

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted,
I came to shit,
But only farted.

Not to leave out:

Some come here
To sit and think
Others come here
To shit and stink
I come here
To pull my pud
Cause the cunt in this town
Ain't no damn good.

Anybody else got any good bathroom wall humor?

monster · 04-03-2010, 02:37 PM

My mother made me a homosexual.

if I get yer the yarn, will she make me one, too?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-03-2010, 06:09 PM

Dick Nixon
Before Nixon dicks you.

Crimson Ghost · 04-04-2010, 04:55 AM

Jesus Saves
H&S Green Stamps
But Jabbar scores on the rebound

Trilby · 04-04-2010, 07:43 AM

867-5309

Urbane Guerrilla · 04-04-2010, 08:35 PM

From Germany, and collected in "Here I Sit..."

How sad you must be, little cook, that all your greatest efforts come to this.

spudcon · 04-07-2010, 02:42 PM

If you want to shit with ease,
put your head between your knees,
give your guts a hearty squeeze,
and out it comes like rotten cheese.

squirell nutkin · 04-07-2010, 04:13 PM

from the days of pay toilets:
Here I sit
broken hearted
paid a nickel
and only farted.

~

Some folks come to sit and think
Some folks come to shit and stink
I come here to write on walls
and roll my shit into little balls
If you don't like these words of wit
you can eat those little balls of shit.

spudcon · 04-07-2010, 11:44 PM

Some come here
To sit and think
Others come here
To shit and stink
Dogs come here to get a drink,
But most come here to jerk their dink.

monster · 04-08-2010, 12:14 PM

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh

kerosene · 04-08-2010, 03:38 PM

Haha

Gravdigr · 04-08-2010, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

If you want to shit with ease,
put your head between your knees,
give your guts a hearty squeeze,
and out it comes like rotten cheese.

04-03-2010, 02:25 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Bathroom Wall Graffiti You know the kind I'm talking about. Usually in black magic marker, on the stall door or wall. When I was about ten or twelve, we were in Kansas maybe, driving cross country, and stopped at a truck stop and this gem was on the men's room wall: Here I sit, Cheeks a-flexin', About to give birth To another Texan. And then there's the classic: Here I sit, All broken-hearted, I came to shit, But only farted. Not to leave out: Some come here To sit and think Others come here To shit and stink I come here To pull my pud Cause the cunt in this town Ain't no damn good. Anybody else got any good bathroom wall humor? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-03-2010, 02:37 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My mother made me a homosexual. if I get yer the yarn, will she make me one, too? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-03-2010, 06:09 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dick Nixon Before Nixon dicks you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-04-2010, 04:55 AM	#4
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Jesus Saves H&S Green Stamps But Jabbar scores on the rebound __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-04-2010, 07:43 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	867-5309 __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-04-2010, 08:35 PM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	From Germany, and collected in "Here I Sit..." How sad you must be, little cook, that all your greatest efforts come to this. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

04-07-2010, 02:42 PM	#7
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	If you want to shit with ease, put your head between your knees, give your guts a hearty squeeze, and out it comes like rotten cheese. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

04-07-2010, 04:13 PM	#8
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	from the days of pay toilets: Here I sit broken hearted paid a nickel and only farted. ~ Some folks come to sit and think Some folks come to shit and stink I come here to write on walls and roll my shit into little balls If you don't like these words of wit you can eat those little balls of shit. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

04-07-2010, 11:44 PM	#9
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Some come here To sit and think Others come here To shit and stink Dogs come here to get a drink, But most come here to jerk their dink. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

04-08-2010, 12:14 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-08-2010, 03:38 PM	#11
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Haha Attached Images

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