If you live to 100...

monster · 05-02-2010, 10:47 PM

What presents do you think you might like for your birthday?

Viagra?
New dentures?
Suicide Pill?
Parachute Jump?
Bottle of Whisky and a packet of smokes?
Skydiving trip over the grand canyon?

If you make it to 100, will you be a vegetable in a wheelchair and diapers, or a spry old goat getting a hole in one before entertaining at the 19th?

freshnesschronic · 05-02-2010, 11:15 PM

lap dance

Nirvana · 05-03-2010, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

lap dance

When I am 100 I will give you one

I have experience

piercehawkeye45 · 05-03-2010, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Suicide Pill?
Parachute Jump?

A combination of the two. Parachute jump without the parachute.

bluecuracao · 05-03-2010, 01:34 AM

While living in DC, I was riding the 42 bus home one night--and this adorable, perky old guy got off a couple of stops before me. The bus driver commented to those of us close by the door that he was 98 years old. If asked, I would have guessed he was around 70.

So, making it to age 100 may not be as bad as you think, you age-ist mofos.

I'd also guess he wouldn't have turned down a lap dance.

sexobon · 05-03-2010, 03:21 AM

I hope people will scrape up the money to send me on a trip into space. I can help them save off the round trip fare by staying up there until I expire and again on cremation by being my own reentry vehicle.

ZenGum · 05-03-2010, 05:07 AM

I plan to take increasing risks as I age.
50 = ecstasy
60 = acid
70 = cocaine
80 = heroin
90 = crack
100 = dunno what, they haven't invented it yet ...

GunMaster357 · 05-03-2010, 08:28 AM

A 100 years old Whisky along with a box of Cohiba Esplendidos

Shawnee123 · 05-03-2010, 08:28 AM

Some one on one time with Johnny Depp, who will also be 100. He probably won't need the Viagra.

Seriously, something cool, like a space trip, or a ride in an Indy car. I hope to be like the 103 year old woman who came to my mom and dad's anniversary party: she didn't look a day over 80.

She was spry and beautiful!

glatt · 05-03-2010, 08:49 AM

I think the people who make it to 100 tend to be the healthy ones who were spry their whole lives.

Shawnee123 · 05-03-2010, 08:52 AM

I agree. The ones who aren't sitting in their rocking chairs saying "what if?"

Life is short! Grab the GUSTO!

monster · 05-03-2010, 03:06 PM

Let's make a pact to come back here on our 100th birthdays and say what we got

For me, that's in 60 years. Let's see, 60 years ago, coast to coast TV was introduced in America. That's still around, so there's hope.....

Flint · 05-03-2010, 04:38 PM

Guns like Manohar Aich, pictured at 91 here:

Sheldonrs · 05-04-2010, 01:12 PM

I'm hoping to have been dead for 38 years by the time my 100th birthday roles around.

Gravdigr · 05-04-2010, 04:17 PM

If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it!

05-02-2010, 10:47 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If you live to 100... What presents do you think you might like for your birthday? Viagra? New dentures? Suicide Pill? Parachute Jump? Bottle of Whisky and a packet of smokes? Skydiving trip over the grand canyon? If you make it to 100, will you be a vegetable in a wheelchair and diapers, or a spry old goat getting a hole in one before entertaining at the 19th? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-03-2010, 05:07 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I plan to take increasing risks as I age. 50 = ecstasy 60 = acid 70 = cocaine 80 = heroin 90 = crack 100 = dunno what, they haven't invented it yet ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-03-2010, 08:28 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Some one on one time with Johnny Depp, who will also be 100. He probably won't need the Viagra. Seriously, something cool, like a space trip, or a ride in an Indy car. I hope to be like the 103 year old woman who came to my mom and dad's anniversary party: she didn't look a day over 80. She was spry and beautiful! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-03-2010, 08:52 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I agree. The ones who aren't sitting in their rocking chairs saying "what if?" Life is short! Grab the GUSTO! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-03-2010, 03:06 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Let's make a pact to come back here on our 100th birthdays and say what we got For me, that's in 60 years. Let's see, 60 years ago, coast to coast TV was introduced in America. That's still around, so there's hope..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-02-2010, 11:15 PM	#2
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	lap dance

05-03-2010, 01:34 AM	#5
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	While living in DC, I was riding the 42 bus home one night--and this adorable, perky old guy got off a couple of stops before me. The bus driver commented to those of us close by the door that he was 98 years old. If asked, I would have guessed he was around 70. So, making it to age 100 may not be as bad as you think, you age-ist mofos. I'd also guess he wouldn't have turned down a lap dance.

05-03-2010, 03:21 AM	#6
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I hope people will scrape up the money to send me on a trip into space. I can help them save off the round trip fare by staying up there until I expire and again on cremation by being my own reentry vehicle.

05-03-2010, 08:28 AM	#8
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	A 100 years old Whisky along with a box of Cohiba Esplendidos

05-03-2010, 08:49 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I think the people who make it to 100 tend to be the healthy ones who were spry their whole lives.

05-03-2010, 04:38 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Guns like Manohar Aich, pictured at 91 here: Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-04-2010, 01:12 PM	#14
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I'm hoping to have been dead for 38 years by the time my 100th birthday roles around. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-04-2010, 04:17 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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