I wouldn't want to be a slug.

Gravdigr · 05-15-2010, 05:41 PM

Slugs could never play hide-n-seek.

wolf · 05-15-2010, 05:44 PM

But they can die drinking beer that people leave them out for free.

The salt thing is icky, though.

squirell nutkin · 05-15-2010, 06:07 PM

Article recently about a kid who ate a slug on a dare and contracted meningitis from it. Was that on weird news? It's all blending together lately.

Shawnee123 · 05-15-2010, 06:28 PM

Used to be, you could put a slug into a pop machine and get some product. Now the machines are all sensitive to slugs.

ZenGum · 05-15-2010, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Article recently about a kid who ate a slug on a dare and contracted meningitis from it. Was that on weird news? It's all blending together lately.

It was in Idiot Sightings.

squirell nutkin · 05-15-2010, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

It was in Idiot Sightings.

OK Thanks. Now which way is North?

ZenGum · 05-15-2010, 10:00 PM

He's still testifying to Congress.

squirell nutkin · 05-15-2010, 10:13 PM

The rimshot! heard 'round the world.

Elspode · 05-18-2010, 08:34 PM

I did not know that slugs carried meningitis.

wolf · 05-19-2010, 02:12 AM

Cross species disease transfer being fairly rare, I'm not convinced that they do. Blaming a slug that can't speak for itself is a whole lot easier than explaining what he was doing with that slutty girl from homeroom.

Spexxvet · 05-19-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Slugs could never play hide-n-seek.

Because they leave a snail trail?

squirell nutkin · 05-19-2010, 06:13 PM

slutty girls carry meningitis?

wolf · 05-19-2010, 11:11 PM

Among other things. What they should carry is liability insurance ...

TheDaVinciChode · 05-22-2010, 02:27 PM

Why would you not want to be a slug?

Add a little salt to your diet, and you'd be the spitting image of Meltman! After all... Slugs have the power to MELT!

Rhianne · 05-24-2010, 07:53 PM

Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?

05-15-2010, 05:41 PM	#1
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Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Used to be, you could put a slug into a pop machine and get some product. Now the machines are all sensitive to slugs. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Cross species disease transfer being fairly rare, I'm not convinced that they do. Blaming a slug that can't speak for itself is a whole lot easier than explaining what he was doing with that slutty girl from homeroom. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	slutty girls carry meningitis? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

05-19-2010, 11:11 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Among other things. What they should carry is liability insurance ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-22-2010, 02:27 PM	#14
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	Why would you not want to be a slug? Add a little salt to your diet, and you'd be the spitting image of Meltman! After all... Slugs have the power to MELT! __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

05-24-2010, 07:53 PM	#15
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation. Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life. Anyone here fancy being apophallated?

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