The nose picker's dilemma

ZenGum · 03-29-2012, 11:11 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27125

Where do you start? Left nostril or right nostril?

Which finger(s) do you use?

What do you do with it afterwards?

C'mon, everybody does it.

BigV · 03-29-2012, 11:17 PM

waaaay better chances of winning this one than the other thread

Aliantha · 03-30-2012, 08:02 PM

My dad has to learn to use another finger now.

fargon · 03-30-2012, 08:09 PM

Right nostril.
Index.
Eat it! YUM!!!

Perry Winkle · 03-30-2012, 08:47 PM

We eat our boogers around here, too. We ain't the 1%. No food goes to waste.

pastortoy · 03-31-2012, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27125

Where do you start? Left nostril or right nostril?

Which finger(s) do you use?

What do you do with it afterwards?

C'mon, everybody does it.

I'll just blow, thanks.

Clodfobble · 03-31-2012, 10:25 PM

Usually my thumb is the preferred digit.

monster · 03-31-2012, 10:39 PM

I have my snotologist come and deal with it 15 minutes before I wake up. She is supposed to feed the boogers to the venus fly traps in the greenhouse, but I suspect she auctions them on ebay.

kerosene · 03-31-2012, 10:55 PM

thumb and index finger to pinch the end...where it goes depends on where I am at.

Anybody a flicker?

Spexxvet · 04-02-2012, 09:26 AM

Picked 10 times - 6 boogers. got 4 crispies, 2 gooeys in one nostril, no megaeaters. Oh well.

Blueflare · 04-02-2012, 03:21 PM

Well, usually I only do it if I can feel a bogie in one of the nostrils. So I'll start with that one.
Right index or right thumb.
Bin. I've never been one to eat them, that is just gross.

Gravdigr · 04-02-2012, 05:03 PM

To flick, or, not to flick?

Gravdigr · 04-02-2012, 05:08 PM

No to flick, but, to pick.

Booger on guitar.

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Gravdigr · 04-02-2012, 05:10 PM

Little Black Wooly Booger:

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Gravdigr · 04-02-2012, 05:11 PM

Big Black Wooly Booger:

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03-29-2012, 11:11 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The nose picker's dilemma http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27125 Where do you start? Left nostril or right nostril? Which finger(s) do you use? What do you do with it afterwards? C'mon, everybody does it. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-29-2012, 11:17 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	waaaay better chances of winning this one than the other thread __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-30-2012, 08:02 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	My dad has to learn to use another finger now. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-30-2012, 08:09 PM	#4
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Right nostril. Index. Eat it! YUM!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Usually my thumb is the preferred digit. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-30-2012, 08:47 PM	#5
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	We eat our boogers around here, too. We ain't the 1%. No food goes to waste.

03-31-2012, 10:39 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have my snotologist come and deal with it 15 minutes before I wake up. She is supposed to feed the boogers to the venus fly traps in the greenhouse, but I suspect she auctions them on ebay. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-31-2012, 10:55 PM	#9
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	thumb and index finger to pinch the end...where it goes depends on where I am at. Anybody a flicker?

04-02-2012, 09:26 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Picked 10 times - 6 boogers. got 4 crispies, 2 gooeys in one nostril, no megaeaters. Oh well. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

04-02-2012, 03:21 PM	#11
Blueflare Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Suffolk, UK Posts: 130	Well, usually I only do it if I can feel a bogie in one of the nostrils. So I'll start with that one. Right index or right thumb. Bin. I've never been one to eat them, that is just gross. __________________ "Never trust quotes you find on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln

04-02-2012, 05:03 PM	#12
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04-02-2012, 05:08 PM	#13
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