I am the newest member!!!

starring molly · 08-31-2012, 07:34 PM

Very exicited to be part of the community; even though I have been met with adversity thus far!!

Much love!!
molly

Rhianne · 08-31-2012, 08:01 PM

You'll get no adversity from me. In fact, you won't see any more replies from me.

starring molly · 08-31-2012, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

You'll get no adversity from me. In fact, you won't see any more replies from me.

what did I do wrong?? more wine...

molly

Sundae · 09-01-2012, 06:34 AM

Lots more whine.

John Sellers · 09-01-2012, 02:06 PM

Is molly really banned, or is that just her C.U.T.? I coulda told her thgat hazing new members i s just the norm around here. Of course, I wouldn't do that cuz I'm not as clever as some others around here.

glatt · 09-01-2012, 02:51 PM

Yes. Molly is banned. And was not a new member, and has been banned before.

BigV · 09-01-2012, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Sellers

Is molly really banned, or is that just her C.U.T.? I coulda told her thgat hazing new members i s just the norm around here. Of course, I wouldn't do that cuz I'm not as clever as some others around here.

John

You're a young man. You've forgotten more good manners and clever conversation than molly/pam/emma has ever shown. Your tears are wasted.

Yours,

John Sellers · 09-01-2012, 03:48 PM

Manners? I thought being an asshole was pretty much the norm around here, and assholes like me don't shed tears.

And clever conversation? Ha. I don't do clever. I say what I mean, and get right to the point. Tact is for the overly-sensitive who need a sugar-coated truth.

BigV · 09-01-2012, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Sellers

Manners? I thought being an asshole was pretty much the norm around here, and assholes like me don't shed tears.

And clever conversation? Ha. I don't do clever. I say what I mean, and get right to the point. Tact is for the overly-sensitive who need a sugar-coated truth.

Thank you for making my point.

Sundae · 09-01-2012, 04:08 PM

If we're all arseholes John, it's time to say bye-bye.
Off you go, never mind.

I've never got this martyred attitude.
You hate more people than you like? You leave.
You feel victimised across the board? You leave.
Bad people here generally? You leave.

No-one gets on with everyone unless they're a saint or a liar.
I'm neither, and I admit I'm irritable. But I like this place.

If you don't. YOU LEAVE.
Bye bye.

John Sellers · 09-01-2012, 04:25 PM

Ohhh, I don't think so. You think I'm leavin' just cuz you want me to? Fergit it, honey. You ain't gettin' rid o' me that easily.

BigV · 09-01-2012, 04:31 PM

oh darn.

lumberjim · 09-02-2012, 12:21 AM

so why ARE you leving, tben, john?

infinite monkey · 09-02-2012, 02:12 PM

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

IamSam · 05-21-2013, 08:01 PM

Gee, I miss her sometimes when the cable and Internet are shut off for lack of payment; my cell phone battery is dead; the library is closed and my Kindle stops working; there's no gas in my truck to escape out to the back-country with; AND all my friends have come down with shingles and aren't allowed visitors. Yup. Good old Molly.

Now where was I?

psssst! Don't no one say a thing, but I may be given a chance to be the newest member of the local cable company's sales staff. I'll be no-not-a-Mormon-missionary nor will I be your-friendly-local-Jehovah's-Witness. I'll be the Cable Lady! Sign here and let's hope you don't figure out that the price of your new bundle of electronic joy will double after exactly one month - no questions asked or answered. But I'm not telling anybody because it might not happen at all and I've probably jinxed the whole thing just by thinking about it even once. Mum's the word.

No, still no luck on the job search yet, Molls. I'll bet you're the cutest new member over any bad old girl in your jail cell, though. We think of you often.

08-31-2012, 07:34 PM	#1
starring molly Banned Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NYC Posts: 52	I am the newest member!!! Very exicited to be part of the community; even though I have been met with adversity thus far!! Much love!! molly

09-01-2012, 06:34 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Lots more whine. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-01-2012, 04:08 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If we're all arseholes John, it's time to say bye-bye. Off you go, never mind. I've never got this martyred attitude. You hate more people than you like? You leave. You feel victimised across the board? You leave. Bad people here generally? You leave. No-one gets on with everyone unless they're a saint or a liar. I'm neither, and I admit I'm irritable. But I like this place. If you don't. YOU LEAVE. Bye bye. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-01-2012, 04:31 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	oh darn. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-02-2012, 12:21 AM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so why ARE you leving, tben, john? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-31-2012, 08:01 PM	#2
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	You'll get no adversity from me. In fact, you won't see any more replies from me.

09-01-2012, 02:06 PM	#5
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	Is molly really banned, or is that just her C.U.T.? I coulda told her thgat hazing new members i s just the norm around here. Of course, I wouldn't do that cuz I'm not as clever as some others around here.

09-01-2012, 02:51 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yes. Molly is banned. And was not a new member, and has been banned before.

09-01-2012, 03:48 PM	#8
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	Manners? I thought being an asshole was pretty much the norm around here, and assholes like me don't shed tears. And clever conversation? Ha. I don't do clever. I say what I mean, and get right to the point. Tact is for the overly-sensitive who need a sugar-coated truth.

09-01-2012, 04:25 PM	#11
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	Ohhh, I don't think so. You think I'm leavin' just cuz you want me to? Fergit it, honey. You ain't gettin' rid o' me that easily.

09-02-2012, 02:12 PM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

05-21-2013, 08:01 PM	#15
IamSam Now living the life of a POW Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: The Lost Corners of Colorado Posts: 202	Gee, I miss her sometimes when the cable and Internet are shut off for lack of payment; my cell phone battery is dead; the library is closed and my Kindle stops working; there's no gas in my truck to escape out to the back-country with; AND all my friends have come down with shingles and aren't allowed visitors. Yup. Good old Molly. Now where was I? psssst! Don't no one say a thing, but I may be given a chance to be the newest member of the local cable company's sales staff. I'll be no-not-a-Mormon-missionary nor will I be your-friendly-local-Jehovah's-Witness. I'll be the Cable Lady! Sign here and let's hope you don't figure out that the price of your new bundle of electronic joy will double after exactly one month - no questions asked or answered. But I'm not telling anybody because it might not happen at all and I've probably jinxed the whole thing just by thinking about it even once. Mum's the word. No, still no luck on the job search yet, Molls. I'll bet you're the cutest new member over any bad old girl in your jail cell, though. We think of you often. __________________ This space left intentionally blank.

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