Family Window Stickers

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 09:44 AM

I've often thought it would be funny to have one of those family window stickers with just 'me' standing there waving.

Now I find that I'm not the first to dream up funny alternatives to the ubiquitous family window stickers.

(There are a couple more at the link that won't save correctly for me to upload. My favorite is the one woman with all the cats behind her.)

http://www.happyplace.com/13286/hila...-window-decals

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A some point in the last couple of years, every middle-aged suburban dad in the country seems to have gathered in a top-secret underground lair and decided it was time to tell the world about their families in descending order from tallest to shortest. The rest of us — i.e., sane people — have put up with these obnoxious stick-figure roll-calls ever since. And apparently, some of us are starting to break.

(Not sure why he says 'suburban dad' seems it'd be mostly women putting these things on their car.

disclaimer: If you or one of your loved ones has such stickers, please be advised this is not an editorial comment on you or your personal choices regarding family window stickers.

BrianR · 10-22-2012, 09:57 AM

Why do people get so upset over what amounts to a window .sig line?

glatt · 10-22-2012, 09:58 AM

Because if you are close enough to read it, you are stuck in traffic, and are grumpy. And you blame the person in front of you for the traffic, when you are just as much at fault.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 09:59 AM

Sigh...you see why I needed a disclaimer?

'Get so upset'? Really? Why are people so protective of such silly stuff?

Please Cellar, find your center again, find your humor. For fuck fucking sake.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 10:02 AM

Et tu, brute?

OMG, people.

glatt · 10-22-2012, 10:03 AM

Our "new" used car is very boring and has no personality. It takes a little effort to find it in a parking lot.

We need to come up with some way to personalize it. My wife is pushing for Grateful Dead dancing bears on the rear pillars. I'm not so sure, but don't have a better idea. I know I don't want these family stickers, because they are overplayed, but I can see the desire to make your minivan stand out from the sea of minivans in suburbia.

glatt · 10-22-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

OMG, people.

It's funny. And the family stickers are getting old. I like the one with the "open position" addendum, but I'm not sure how effective it will be.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 10:09 AM

I actually think they're funny. Even funnier when the people who are doing it have a sense of humor.

The only time they get on my nerves is when they have like 19 kids depicted. Damn reproductive marvel.

glatt · 10-22-2012, 10:15 AM

Cat lady is very good.

I'm less enthralled by the ones that basically say "your family sucks," but poking fun of yourself is always good in my book.

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 10:36 AM

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 10:52 AM

Yes.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...208#post835208

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 11:10 AM

I like the sports teams ones, too. Those are cute.

jimhelm · 10-22-2012, 11:19 AM

My sister has these:

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theyr'e into zombies.

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Yes.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...208#post835208

D'oh!

footfootfoot · 10-23-2012, 09:00 AM

Zombie Soccer Moms

Let's get a script from Clodfobble, Sundae can do production, UT writes the music, Infi does the casting...

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH GODDAMMIT!

10-22-2012, 09:57 AM	#2
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Why do people get so upset over what amounts to a window .sig line? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

10-22-2012, 10:36 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	__________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-22-2012, 11:10 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I like the sports teams ones, too. Those are cute. Attached Images

10-22-2012, 11:19 AM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	My sister has these: theyr'e into zombies. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-23-2012, 09:00 AM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Zombie Soccer Moms Let's get a script from Clodfobble, Sundae can do production, UT writes the music, Infi does the casting... WE'RE GONNA BE RICH GODDAMMIT! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-22-2012, 09:58 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Because if you are close enough to read it, you are stuck in traffic, and are grumpy. And you blame the person in front of you for the traffic, when you are just as much at fault.

10-22-2012, 09:59 AM	#4
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sigh...you see why I needed a disclaimer? 'Get so upset'? Really? Why are people so protective of such silly stuff? Please Cellar, find your center again, find your humor. For fuck fucking sake.

10-22-2012, 10:02 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Et tu, brute? OMG, people.

10-22-2012, 10:03 AM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Our "new" used car is very boring and has no personality. It takes a little effort to find it in a parking lot. We need to come up with some way to personalize it. My wife is pushing for Grateful Dead dancing bears on the rear pillars. I'm not so sure, but don't have a better idea. I know I don't want these family stickers, because they are overplayed, but I can see the desire to make your minivan stand out from the sea of minivans in suburbia.

10-22-2012, 10:09 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I actually think they're funny. Even funnier when the people who are doing it have a sense of humor. The only time they get on my nerves is when they have like 19 kids depicted. Damn reproductive marvel.

10-22-2012, 10:15 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Cat lady is very good. I'm less enthralled by the ones that basically say "your family sucks," but poking fun of yourself is always good in my book.

10-22-2012, 10:52 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yes. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...208#post835208

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