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12-05-2012, 02:10 AM | #1 |
a beautiful fool
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Knock knock
Stupid fun lifted from book face.
Do a knock knock joke using your last name, middle name or the model of your car. Or suggest a different topic, I dont care.... Knock knock Who's there Helm Helm who? Helm ake you sorry you asked! Ok, it's ghey. But we're not on land here, folks. International waters rules apply. It's not gay if youre in jail or at sea.
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12-05-2012, 02:27 AM | #2 |
Goon Squad Leader
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knock knock
who's there V V who? ... V vish you a merry christmas V vish you a merry christmas V VISH you a merry christmas und a happy new year! .... posted not on land but at sea, f'reals
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12-05-2012, 02:39 AM | #3 |
Doctor Wtf
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Gum Gum who? Gum inside, it's cold out there. Yeah, it's weak.
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12-05-2012, 06:38 AM | #4 |
still says videotape
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Griff Griff who? Grifters git yer gun! um yeah, still weak.
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12-05-2012, 08:33 AM | #5 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Infi Infi who? Infi minutes imma bust down yo door! |
12-05-2012, 08:39 AM | #6 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Knock, knock
Who's there? Fobble Fobble who? Fobble Lobble La, La la la la! |
12-05-2012, 08:49 AM | #7 |
polaroid of perfection
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Cherry Cherry who? Cherry Garcia! Yes I know it's the name of an ice-cream. It's funny to me though, because I got Jerry Garcia mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa. Meh, I only knew them through references in books. Pre-internet obviously. You can imagine how much bafflement I was subjected to before I managed to distinguish between them. Not my fault people in another country viewed them as working class heroes for different reasons.
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12-05-2012, 08:49 AM | #8 |
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Knock knock
who's there? glatt glatt who? glatt to meet you. That right there is comic gold. |
12-05-2012, 08:50 AM | #9 |
polaroid of perfection
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Fried gold, Glatt.
A slice of.
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12-05-2012, 08:54 AM | #10 |
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12-05-2012, 09:00 AM | #11 |
To shreds, you say?
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Knock knock
Who's there? Foot Foot who? Foot for thought.
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12-05-2012, 09:39 AM | #12 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Knock knock
whose their (for infi)? Spexx Spexx who? Spexx um of you to laugh at this Lucky for you, I won't be here all week
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12-05-2012, 09:39 AM | #13 |
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Can we write some for other people? Too late...
Knock knock (on foto-mat door) Who's there? Sundae Sundae who? Sundae my prints will come! |
12-05-2012, 09:40 AM | #14 |
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12-05-2012, 09:42 AM | #15 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Lighter Lighter who? Lighter a little ? Like a cigarette burn or something. Dana C. |
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