Withered Ol' Crones

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 07:07 PM

I've been shocked to learn that the average age of our female dwellars is 40 or more. Isn't that the age you officially become an ol' crone? I know at age 30 women become haggard.

Is there a way the cellar could automatically ban females age 30 or more?? My son works for Medicaid and aspires to be on the Obamacare Death Panels. Maybe they could set up an euthanization program?

Just some of the random thoughts going through my mind

Aliantha · 02-26-2013, 07:12 PM

Some days I wish for a death squad to end my misery. Then I remember that I actually love life.

Where's this latest 'old crone' joke come from now? Do I have to go and read everything from the last 24 hours? lol

limey · 02-26-2013, 08:12 PM

We're only here because we're jealous of your perky boobs, Sarge

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 08:20 PM

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We're only here because we're jealous of your perky boobs, Sarge

I can tell you are envious. You should see me shake my booty! You see, men become distinguished as the age while women are over the hill at age 25.

regular.joe · 02-26-2013, 08:36 PM

I beg to disagree Sarge, the most hawtest most sexxy women I've met have been in the older category. You can have those self conscious, boney little girls. I prefer the women in the bunch. Oh and bone is for the dog...meat is for the man. I like em with curves.

BigV · 02-26-2013, 09:04 PM

preach it brother!

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 09:37 PM

I've been listening to the Gravdigr school of thought. But, Brother Grav is so right in his gospel. I think the only hope we have is the implementation of death panels.

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:09 PM

OMG, MTP is almost over the hill too! I think we need a young vibrant woman like Pensive Pam to lead us out of the darkness of the cellar

Trilby · 02-26-2013, 10:10 PM

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...while women are over the hill at age 25.

No, we don't become over the hill.

we become invisible. We become the hill itself. tramped on, excavated, but unloved and un-mourned, we become flat, like the landscape in some Bronte novel or dystopian universe. Pocked, marked, parts hang low that once were pretty and fresh. I think death at 25 or the "Pack of 28" is a rather good career choice. Die while you're young and beautiful. you know, you old man, Don't fear the reaper.

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:10 PM

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OMG, MTP is almost over the hill too! I think we need a young vibrant woman like Pensive Pam to lead us out of the darkness of the cellar

You mean you want her to come back?? Don't you remember her wild stories?

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:13 PM

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You mean you want her to come back?? Don't you remember her wild stories?

Of course I do! We need some young blood to stir things up. The cellar has been so sad and dark lately. Maybe we need to put higher wattage bulbs in our lights here. Anything to make the cellar brighter

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:14 PM

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Of course I do! We need some young blood to stir things up. The cellar has been so sad and dark lately. Maybe we need to put higher wattage bulbs in our lights here. Anything to make the cellar brighter

Well I could spring for a couple cans of paint. Maybe sea foam or a pale yellow??

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:16 PM

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No, we don't become over the hill.

we become invisible. We become the hill itself. tramped on, excavated, but unloved and un-mourned, we become flat, like the landscape in some Bronte novel or dystopian universe. Pocked, marked, parts hang low that once were pretty and fresh. I think death at 25 or the "Pack of 28" is a rather good career choice. Die while you're young and beautiful. you know, you old man, Don't fear the reaper.

Die young in a blaze of glory?

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:18 PM

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Die young in a blaze of glory?

No, I think she means the way mature women are overlooked in today's society. I totally disagree with this thought. Haven't you heard of cougars?? I bet some on here have very sharp claws

Big Sarge · 02-26-2013, 10:19 PM

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No, I think she means the way mature women are overlooked in today's society. I totally disagree with this thought. Haven't you heard of cougars?? I bet some on here have very sharp claws

I wonder if the cougar paints her claws or simply dips them in the blood of a fresh killl

02-26-2013, 07:07 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Withered Ol' Crones I've been shocked to learn that the average age of our female dwellars is 40 or more. Isn't that the age you officially become an ol' crone? I know at age 30 women become haggard. Is there a way the cellar could automatically ban females age 30 or more?? My son works for Medicaid and aspires to be on the Obamacare Death Panels. Maybe they could set up an euthanization program? Just some of the random thoughts going through my mind __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2013, 07:12 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Some days I wish for a death squad to end my misery. Then I remember that I actually love life. Where's this latest 'old crone' joke come from now? Do I have to go and read everything from the last 24 hours? lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-26-2013, 08:12 PM	#3
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	We're only here because we're jealous of your perky boobs, Sarge __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

02-26-2013, 08:36 PM	#5
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I beg to disagree Sarge, the most hawtest most sexxy women I've met have been in the older category. You can have those self conscious, boney little girls. I prefer the women in the bunch. Oh and bone is for the dog...meat is for the man. I like em with curves. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

02-26-2013, 09:04 PM	#6
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	preach it brother! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-26-2013, 09:37 PM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I've been listening to the Gravdigr school of thought. But, Brother Grav is so right in his gospel. I think the only hope we have is the implementation of death panels. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-26-2013, 10:09 PM	#8
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	OMG, MTP is almost over the hill too! I think we need a young vibrant woman like Pensive Pam to lead us out of the darkness of the cellar __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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