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07-16-2013, 06:08 PM | #1 |
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Five Invasive Questions From Gravdigr
Aaaaaand we're jumping right in:
1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)? 2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay? 3. Have you ever worn a collar? 4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass? 5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement? No No Yes Yes Yes Your turn. Answers. Go.
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07-16-2013, 06:29 PM | #2 |
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For question 1, are we including the use of a mirror? Because otherwise, that's some Cirque do Soleil shit, right there.
For 2, is it strictly twisting you are asking about, or also, say, pinching? For 4 and 5, are we talking bare-ass, or also clothed-ass? |
07-16-2013, 11:01 PM | #3 |
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Yes to everything. The collar was on my button up shirt though.
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07-17-2013, 02:22 AM | #4 |
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No
Yes and Yes Yes Yes Yes
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07-18-2013, 10:31 AM | #5 |
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yes yes no yes yes
I still have my old dogs' collars but they don't fit me |
07-18-2013, 10:54 AM | #6 |
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yes
yes don't think so probably, but can't remember a specific instance probably, but can't remember a specific instance |
07-18-2013, 11:09 AM | #7 | |
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Yep. There were mirrors involved, I'm not *that* flexible.
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Yes. Not "for reals", but for testing for fit, comfort, appearance, etc. Of course. Yes to both, for testing and for fun. Y'know, there's a term for such implements: pervertable, a kinky portmanteau of pervert and convertible. Think about it for a minute, then look around your room again. There's a lot of potential out there, eh? Or, maybe that's just me.
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07-18-2013, 01:19 PM | #8 |
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1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
yes 2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay? yes 3. Have you ever worn a collar? yes 4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass? no 5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement? no
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07-26-2013, 04:54 PM | #9 |
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