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11-04-2014, 11:59 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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May...
May your escaped fart be silent and odor-free.
May you have just the right change in your pocket for the vending machine. May your bread land butter-side up May a new register open just as you reach the checkout May that ominous-looking envelope contain an unexpected check 
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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11-05-2014, 01:13 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May the "Hot Now" light come on at Krispy Kreme just as you pull in with a donut craving.
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11-05-2014, 01:19 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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May that brown smudge on your sleeve be chocolate.
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11-24-2014, 03:07 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May you live long and prosper.
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11-24-2014, 05:56 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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OMG this totally happened to a friend of mine today!!! They received a huge anonymous money order. Thought probably fake but took it to the bank and asked and it wasn't but the donor was 'anonymous. It's been a bit rough for them recently. This is so awesome. A few churches round here are having the congregations pick up checks and pay bills for strangers to celebrate thanksgiving, I wonder if this is part of it
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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11-24-2014, 05:57 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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May you find a $20 bill (or local equivalent) in that pile of receipts you're trying to reconcile.
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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11-24-2014, 08:16 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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May you never be lied to by someone you love.
May that ominous meeting with the CEO turn out to be a decision to forward your work.
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi 
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11-25-2014, 01:50 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May your farts not have texture.
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11-25-2014, 08:24 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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May your soufflés always rise.
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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11-25-2014, 04:46 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the devil even knows you're dead.
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12-04-2014, 12:27 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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NSFW
May you have great cunninlingus. With no dodgy consequences.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 12-04-2014 at 12:29 AM. Reason: just in case |
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12-04-2014, 07:09 AM
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still says videotape
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May the sunrise be spectacular.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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12-04-2014, 03:02 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May comes before June, and after April. Every time.
Threesomes are awesome.
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01-10-2015, 05:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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May you see the Light.
May you feel the warmth. Before it's too late.
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01-10-2015, 08:34 PM
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The future is unwritten
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May? Oh, Uncle Thomas' wife, she died.
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