April Answerfest for Absolute Newbs & Ancient Dwellars

monster · 04-14-2018, 11:25 PM

bit late 'cause I had other shit going on, but you don't get away without the monthly interrogation

(remember, this is the woman who had the Spanish Inquisition appear at her husband's funeral...

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Anyhoo... If you're new here and would like to give us all an opportunity to know you better.... have at it! And if you've been here forever but just like these things and feel we need to know.... gopher it....

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it?
2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most?
3) Black or White?
4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy?
5) What's the scariest city you have visited?
6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into?
7) 1 or 999?
8) Most annoying insect?
9) Harry Potter or Star Wars?
10) Finish This Haiku
. Because I just can't be arsed
. ___________________

Gravdigr · 04-15-2018, 04:41 PM

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Today. About two hours ago I dropped a CheezIt. I read once that ya eat two pounds of dirt in your lifetime, so, I figure I might as well get it over with.

2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Tom Petty, easily.

3) Black or White? Black. He said in blue.

4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Colonoscopy. Shut up!

5) What's the scariest city you have visited? Toss up between Miami, and Atlanta.

6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? Dollup. Most of the time. Sometimes I like to squirt it all over the place, and make a mess. I like making a mess.

7) 1 or 999? One. Because whatever they are, they might be bad. With my luck, it's prolly bad. I don't want 999 of anything bad.

8) Most annoying insect? Mosquito. Second most annoying insect? Anything that flies about my face. Can't stand things flying about my face.

9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Harry Potter, but, only cuz o' Emma Watson. Pass on both actually.

10) Finish This Haiku
. Because I just can't be arsed
. ___________________ I got nothing today.

Undertoad · 04-15-2018, 04:44 PM

3) Black or White? It don't matter

5) What's the scariest city you have visited? I would like to say Gary, IN but we just drove through. I will say Camden, NJ.

7) 1 or 999? Based on what 69 is, I'd say 1 - since 999 is probably an upside-down triple spoon, involving at least two males, and that's not what I'm into. So to speak.

lumberjim · 04-16-2018, 12:52 PM

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it?

not a memorable event, so I'll guess it was last week sometime.

2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most?

Chris Cornell. that was suicide, which is always more shocking.

3) Black or White?

Black

4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy?

Crown, easy. I'd rather be King than have tubes up me bum

5) What's the scariest city you have visited?

San Juan PR, but I've been in scarier rural settings.

6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into?

Blop for fries/tots, line down the middle of a chicken cheesesteak. And those are the only 2 appropriate uses of ketchup.

7) 1 or 999?

I've got 999 problems, but this aint 1

8) Most annoying insect?

anyone that answers anything other than mosquito is a communist

9) Harry Potter or Star Wars?

Star Wars. Harry Potter's world is full of elitism and division. Star Wars is the hope that we don't exterminate ourselves.

10) Finish This Haiku. (Because I just can't be arsed)

Finish this Haiku
There are only two lines left
It should be easy

glatt · 04-16-2018, 02:08 PM

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it?

Saturday, and it fell in the dirt outside.

2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most?

Tom Petty. No fair that the people I care about start dying.

3) Black or White?

Black

4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy?

Colonoscopy. Preventative versus correcting a problem.

5) What's the scariest city you have visited?

Baltimore in the late 80s.

6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into?

Dollop.

7) 1 or 999?

999 because moar is better.

8) Most annoying insect?

Used to be mosquitos, but that spot is now taken by ticks.

9) Harry Potter or Star Wars?

Star Wars

10) Finish This Haiku
Because I just can't be arsed
and fuck these rules about syllables.

Gravdigr · 04-16-2018, 03:37 PM

Quote:

No fair that the people I care about start dying.

This.

lumberjim · 04-16-2018, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

8) Most annoying insect?

Used to be mosquitos, but that spot is now taken by ticks.

10) Finish This Haiku
Because I just can't be arsed
and fuck these rules about syllables.

8: Communist

10: Lawl

Gravdigr · 04-16-2018, 06:13 PM

Yeah, #10 was pretteh good.

sexobon · 04-16-2018, 06:15 PM

7) 1 or 999?
I looked at 1, which is the loneliest number, and said Nein nein nein.

Griff · 04-16-2018, 06:16 PM

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Breakfast
2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Everybody dies, no surprise.
3) Black or White? Read all over.
4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Crown, useful out-come.
5) What's the scariest city you have visited? Tijuana.
6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? All over.
7) 1 or 999? 1 seems more stable.
8) Most annoying insect? Mosquito.
9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Star Wars
10)
. Finish This Haiku
. Because I just can't be arsed
. This is my Haiku

Clodfobble · 04-16-2018, 06:20 PM

I am pleasantly surprised at the number of floor-eaters. I would have thought I was in the minority.

Gravdigr · 04-16-2018, 06:38 PM

Floor eater?

I prefer to be referred to as a carpet muncher.

monster · 04-16-2018, 07:43 PM

limey · 04-18-2018, 08:03 AM

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Dunno, yesterday or thereabouts ...
2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? David Bowie
3) Black or White? Black
4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Crown (better the devil you know)
5) What's the scariest city you have visited? I really can't think of one. Although there was a night-time shooting at the night club in my block when I was living in Moscow I generally felt safe.
6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? Dollop, definitely
7) 1 or 999? 1, easier to keep hold of.
8) Most annoying insect? Yep, ticks.
9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? meh
10) Finish This Haiku
Because I just can't be arsed
so you must do it.

Gravdigr · 04-18-2018, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? David Bowie

Change your calendar.

04-15-2018, 04:41 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Today. About two hours ago I dropped a CheezIt. I read once that ya eat two pounds of dirt in your lifetime, so, I figure I might as well get it over with. 2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Tom Petty, easily. 3) Black or White? Black. He said in blue. 4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Colonoscopy. Shut up! 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? Toss up between Miami, and Atlanta. 6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? Dollup. Most of the time. Sometimes I like to squirt it all over the place, and make a mess. I like making a mess. 7) 1 or 999? One. Because whatever they are, they might be bad. With my luck, it's prolly bad. I don't want 999 of anything bad. 8) Most annoying insect? Mosquito. Second most annoying insect? Anything that flies about my face. Can't stand things flying about my face. 9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Harry Potter, but, only cuz o' Emma Watson. Pass on both actually. 10) Finish This Haiku . Because I just can't be arsed . ___________________ I got nothing today. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-16-2018, 12:52 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? not a memorable event, so I'll guess it was last week sometime. 2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Chris Cornell. that was suicide, which is always more shocking. 3) Black or White? Black 4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Crown, easy. I'd rather be King than have tubes up me bum 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? San Juan PR, but I've been in scarier rural settings. 6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? Blop for fries/tots, line down the middle of a chicken cheesesteak. And those are the only 2 appropriate uses of ketchup. 7) 1 or 999? I've got 999 problems, but this aint 1 8) Most annoying insect? anyone that answers anything other than mosquito is a communist 9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Star Wars. Harry Potter's world is full of elitism and division. Star Wars is the hope that we don't exterminate ourselves. 10) Finish This Haiku. (Because I just can't be arsed) Finish this Haiku There are only two lines left It should be easy __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-16-2018, 06:13 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, #10 was pretteh good. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-16-2018, 06:20 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I am pleasantly surprised at the number of floor-eaters. I would have thought I was in the minority. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-16-2018, 06:38 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Floor eater? I prefer to be referred to as a carpet muncher. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-14-2018, 11:25 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	April Answerfest for Absolute Newbs & Ancient Dwellars bit late 'cause I had other shit going on, but you don't get away without the monthly interrogation (remember, this is the woman who had the Spanish Inquisition appear at her husband's funeral... ) Anyhoo... If you're new here and would like to give us all an opportunity to know you better.... have at it! And if you've been here forever but just like these things and feel we need to know.... gopher it.... 1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? 2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? 3) Black or White? 4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? 6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? 7) 1 or 999? 8) Most annoying insect? 9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? 10) Finish This Haiku . Because I just can't be arsed . ___________________ __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-15-2018, 04:44 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3) Black or White? It don't matter 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? I would like to say Gary, IN but we just drove through. I will say Camden, NJ. 7) 1 or 999? Based on what 69 is, I'd say 1 - since 999 is probably an upside-down triple spoon, involving at least two males, and that's not what I'm into. So to speak.

04-16-2018, 02:08 PM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Saturday, and it fell in the dirt outside. 2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Tom Petty. No fair that the people I care about start dying. 3) Black or White? Black 4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Colonoscopy. Preventative versus correcting a problem. 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? Baltimore in the late 80s. 6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? Dollop. 7) 1 or 999? 999 because moar is better. 8) Most annoying insect? Used to be mosquitos, but that spot is now taken by ticks. 9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Star Wars 10) Finish This Haiku Because I just can't be arsed and fuck these rules about syllables.

04-16-2018, 06:15 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	7) 1 or 999? I looked at 1, which is the loneliest number, and said Nein nein nein.

04-16-2018, 06:16 PM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Breakfast 2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Everybody dies, no surprise. 3) Black or White? Read all over. 4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Crown, useful out-come. 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? Tijuana. 6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? All over. 7) 1 or 999? 1 seems more stable. 8) Most annoying insect? Mosquito. 9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Star Wars 10) . Finish This Haiku . Because I just can't be arsed . This is my Haiku __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-16-2018, 07:43 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-18-2018, 08:03 AM	#14
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Dunno, yesterday or thereabouts ... 2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? David Bowie 3) Black or White? Black 4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Crown (better the devil you know) 5) What's the scariest city you have visited? I really can't think of one. Although there was a night-time shooting at the night club in my block when I was living in Moscow I generally felt safe. 6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? Dollop, definitely 7) 1 or 999? 1, easier to keep hold of. 8) Most annoying insect? Yep, ticks. 9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? meh 10) Finish This Haiku Because I just can't be arsed so you must do it. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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