What Do You Want From Life?

Undertoad · 09-10-2020, 11:54 PM

Oh my God this is glorious, somehow didn't realize how great it was back in the day. Goes great in headphones.

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic Unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.

Gravdigr · 09-11-2020, 03:22 AM

Heh, Randy Mantooth...

Gravdigr · 09-12-2020, 03:14 PM

Pie will do.

I can't have pie.

glatt · 09-12-2020, 03:17 PM

Can you have shepherd’s pie? I love shepherds pie.

Gravdigr · 09-12-2020, 05:46 PM

Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.

glatt · 09-12-2020, 06:31 PM

sexobon · 09-12-2020, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.

There's a version without all that stuff. It's called cybill shepherd's pie. It might be stale though.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-12-2020, 11:18 PM

Shepherds eat beef? I thought they ate mutton, sometimes lamb, and occasionally Collie.

monster · 09-12-2020, 11:49 PM

Most people called Shepherd are Millenials/Gen Z, and therefore eat quinoa and plant based protein topped with a Teff flour and flax milk mash.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-12-2020, 11:56 PM

Good grief, next you'll be telling me they sleep in beds at night.

Griff · 09-13-2020, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.

Damn, sorry bro.

monster · 09-13-2020, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.

That's rough

What is your allowed diet?

Gravdigr · 09-13-2020, 04:43 PM

It's just your basic diabetic diet. Sugar is verboten, and as little carbs as you can manage.

Uncledigr summed it up best:

Quote:

If you like it, you can't have it.

monster · 09-13-2020, 06:05 PM

bollocks

Gravdigr · 09-14-2020, 02:42 PM

One upshot; I can eat all the meat I want, because protein.

And then I can eat my sugar-free Jello instant chocolate pudding.

Y'know, as in "Hooow can you have any pudding, if you won't eat your meat?"[/PinkFloyd]

09-10-2020, 11:54 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	What Do You Want From Life? Oh my God this is glorious, somehow didn't realize how great it was back in the day. Goes great in headphones. Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to: a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic Unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastadon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple.

09-11-2020, 03:22 AM	#2
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09-12-2020, 03:14 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What Do You Want From Life? Pie will do. I can't have pie. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-12-2020, 05:46 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, no, that ain't pie. That's beef stew. And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters. And peas. And corn. And cheese. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Shepherds eat beef? I thought they ate mutton, sometimes lamb, and occasionally Collie. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-12-2020, 03:17 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Can you have shepherd’s pie? I love shepherds pie.

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09-12-2020, 11:49 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Most people called Shepherd are Millenials/Gen Z, and therefore eat quinoa and plant based protein topped with a Teff flour and flax milk mash. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-12-2020, 11:56 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Good grief, next you'll be telling me they sleep in beds at night. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-13-2020, 06:05 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	bollocks __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-14-2020, 02:42 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	One upshot; I can eat all the meat I want, because protein. And then I can eat my sugar-free Jello instant chocolate pudding. Y'know, as in "Hooow can you have any pudding, if you won't eat your meat?"[/PinkFloyd] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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