12/14/2004: Lap pillow

Undertoad · 12-14-2004, 11:22 AM

Two months ago madmonkey found the boyfriend pillow, and now he sends along the equivalent - the LAP pillow. A little research finds that 3000 of them have already been sold - at $90 per.

Quote:

"Single men find this soothing," said Mitsuo Takahashi of the manufacturer Trane KK.

He told AFP that the Hizamakura, or lap pillow, fulfilled a primal need.

"From the time people were kids, people have laid their heads on their mothers' laps to get their ears cleaned," he said. "This is made to be quite close to the real thing."

Um.

xant · 12-14-2004, 12:18 PM

That one guy is grabbing his primal mother's ass.

wolf · 12-14-2004, 12:27 PM

The last story before the credits on Action News today was the lap pillow.

You scooped them by about 6 minutes, UT!

Undertoad · 12-14-2004, 01:00 PM

I'd be more surprized if I didn't! Local news are bottom feeders now!

Wormfood · 12-14-2004, 01:00 PM

Boyfriend pillow,lap pillow...
Hmm.. if we can't sell the entire doll,
so lets chop it up and sell it in pieces.
(of course with a better profit.)

garnet · 12-14-2004, 02:13 PM

Oh dear....I wonder if they're anatomically correct.

SteveDallas · 12-14-2004, 02:36 PM

Only in Japan would this kind of thing have a panty shot included!

MAdMoNKEY · 12-14-2004, 02:49 PM

If I were to splurge I'd need 2 lap pillows...*sigh* every man's dream!

Elspode · 12-14-2004, 04:08 PM

SD beat me to the punch...primal mother beaver shot...egad.

Karenv · 12-14-2004, 10:35 PM

Yeah, it doesn't look like Mother's lap is what its all about.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-15-2004, 03:41 AM

More like lapping mother. But, then again, she didn't say no.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-15-2004, 06:54 AM

Here's a chair to go with it.

Beestie · 12-15-2004, 11:23 AM

I wonder if it has a warmer inside. I wonder how many Japanese men buy two and stage some lap on lap action. Why did they leave off the upper torso - seems like that would stimulate... uh.. sales. I wonder how long before they come out with one with a pleated, plaid miniskirt and knee socks.

Karenv · 12-16-2004, 09:21 AM

Bruce- I love that chair. Couldn't see the image until I hit the "reply" button. Neck support right between the breasts. Do you have a link for it?

I was going to say that the Japanese must be thigh men, judging from the pillow. Submissive thighs in fact. But I'm so distracted by Bruce's chair....

xoxoxoBruce · 12-16-2004, 04:40 PM

That chair was part of a window display in a clothing store. Most likely one of a kind.

12-14-2004, 12:27 PM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The last story before the credits on Action News today was the lap pillow. You scooped them by about 6 minutes, UT! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-14-2004, 02:49 PM	#8
MAdMoNKEY Smooth Ruffian Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Right behind you! Posts: 47	If I were to splurge I'd need 2 lap pillows...sigh every man's dream! __________________ "Oooh oooh aaahh aaahh! slap!" - MAdMoNKEY

12-14-2004, 04:08 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	SD beat me to the punch...primal mother beaver shot...egad. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-15-2004, 03:41 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	More like lapping mother. But, then again, she didn't say no. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-15-2004, 06:54 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Here's a chair to go with it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:58 PM.

12-14-2004, 12:18 PM	#2
xant Belt Conveyor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 65	That one guy is grabbing his primal mother's ass.

12-14-2004, 01:00 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I'd be more surprized if I didn't! Local news are bottom feeders now!

12-14-2004, 01:00 PM	#5
Wormfood Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 73	Boyfriend pillow,lap pillow... Hmm.. if we can't sell the entire doll, so lets chop it up and sell it in pieces. (of course with a better profit.)

12-14-2004, 02:13 PM	#6
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	Oh dear....I wonder if they're anatomically correct.

12-14-2004, 02:36 PM	#7
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Only in Japan would this kind of thing have a panty shot included!

12-14-2004, 10:35 PM	#10
Karenv Slacker Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 144	Yeah, it doesn't look like Mother's lap is what its all about.

12-15-2004, 11:23 AM	#13
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I wonder if it has a warmer inside. I wonder how many Japanese men buy two and stage some lap on lap action. Why did they leave off the upper torso - seems like that would stimulate... uh.. sales. I wonder how long before they come out with one with a pleated, plaid miniskirt and knee socks. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-16-2004, 09:21 AM	#14
Karenv Slacker Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 144	Bruce- I love that chair. Couldn't see the image until I hit the "reply" button. Neck support right between the breasts. Do you have a link for it? I was going to say that the Japanese must be thigh men, judging from the pillow. Submissive thighs in fact. But I'm so distracted by Bruce's chair....

12-16-2004, 04:40 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That chair was part of a window display in a clothing store. Most likely one of a kind. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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