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Old 04-30-2010, 09:03 PM   #1
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Homer... I need Homer...

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

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Old 05-01-2010, 07:05 AM   #2
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:40 AM   #3
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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Old 05-01-2010, 06:03 PM   #4
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:55 PM   #5
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:28 PM   #6
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:44 PM   #7
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:25 PM   #8
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Scary. All I see are math variables...
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Old 05-03-2010, 03:43 AM   #9
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:40 AM   #10
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Look at me Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane! By the way I was being sarcastic...

I never realized Homer and I were so much alike. Where's my beer?
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:10 AM   #11
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Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:38 AM   #12
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
does what ever a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig
Lookoooout!
He is a spider pig
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:39 AM   #13
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say shaw, does spider pig make you run away screaming or think of bacon?
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:42 AM   #14
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Spider pig puts me in an extreme state of turmoil. I WANT to love the bacon, but I HAVE to hate the spider. It's a real conundrum. I have medication for it, though.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:10 AM   #15
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