A Modest Proposal...

Elspode · 02-06-2004, 08:36 PM

It has been brought to my attention that The Cellar is *only* in 18th place on Google hits for the phrase "Whale Penis". This is sad. In a community of fine minds and sick bastards, both living in peace and harmony, the fact that such an important niche is filled by some other web presence is intolerable, and must be changed.

Therefore, I would like to challenge all Cellarites to come up with an original, informative item on whale penises and post it here in this thread (or in another, if UT feels that this is too big of a waste of purpose for Cellar Comments and Suggestions).

I'd like to start this effort out by posting the following:

http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/...oducts_id=1590

My favorite part about this is the picture, which clearly states below "click to enlarge".

Edit Addendum: You'll note that I said 'original' item...clearly, I didn't mean for this to apply to me, because it would infer the expenditure of some sort of effort...

Why on Earth would you *need* to enlarge a whale penis?

02-06-2004, 08:36 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	A Modest Proposal... It has been brought to my attention that The Cellar is only in 18th place on Google hits for the phrase "Whale Penis". This is sad. In a community of fine minds and sick bastards, both living in peace and harmony, the fact that such an important niche is filled by some other web presence is intolerable, and must be changed. Therefore, I would like to challenge all Cellarites to come up with an original, informative item on whale penises and post it here in this thread (or in another, if UT feels that this is too big of a waste of purpose for Cellar Comments and Suggestions). I'd like to start this effort out by posting the following: http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/...oducts_id=1590 My favorite part about this is the picture, which clearly states below "click to enlarge". Edit Addendum: You'll note that I said 'original' item...clearly, I didn't mean for this to apply to me, because it would infer the expenditure of some sort of effort... Why on Earth would you need to enlarge a whale penis? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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