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Old 09-12-2008, 09:06 PM   #1
Elspode
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Please Welcome Jarfmon

New user Jarfmon is one of my oldest friends. He is, in fact, my brother without common blood. He, like most of us, has a very interesting life, but is probably reticent to spell it all out.

I hope that we can all give him the kind of support and input that we provide to each other, despite the fact that he is new.

LJ...would you please break him in by telling him to eat a dick?

Zippy...would you please send him the titty picture url?
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:11 PM   #2
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I need loldwellar fodder here...... you aint no-one til you've been lolled.....

(NSFW preferred )

(welcome, Barfmom)
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:22 PM   #3
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Welcome! Now, do push ups!!!
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Old 09-12-2008, 09:29 PM   #4
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LJ...would you please break him in by telling him to eat a dick?
how about a nice quiz instead?

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.


2. How often do you change your sheets?


3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?


4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?


5. What color is the number 2?


6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?


7. crimson or clover?


8. Where's the beef?


9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?


10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?


good luck. no pressure.

oh...and.....

eat a dick, n00b
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:48 PM   #5
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welcome Jarf.

Elspode is nice so I am sure all his friends are too.
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:21 PM   #6
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Welcome to the Cellar, Jarfmon Pull up a stool, grab a beer.
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Old 09-12-2008, 11:58 PM   #7
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THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Are you sexy?
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Old 09-13-2008, 05:34 AM   #8
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More pertinent question - are you here?
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Old 09-13-2008, 07:17 AM   #9
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More pertinent question - are you here?
Exactly!

Better thread Idea: Where is Jarfmon?
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Old 09-13-2008, 07:26 AM   #10
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Show yourself Jarfmon! Step right up to the microphone and tell us ... all about it!
[welcome]
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Old 09-13-2008, 07:57 AM   #11
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Hey, I got him to sign up. Now, we'll see if he participates. :p
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:09 AM   #12
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If we haven't already scared him away lol.
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Old 09-13-2008, 08:12 AM   #13
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I was in a drunken haranguing mood last night, so I drunkenly harangued him into signing up while I was talking to him on the phone. He may have been just trying to placate me.
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Old 09-13-2008, 09:24 AM   #14
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You've probably all scared him off by now.
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Old 09-13-2008, 10:57 AM   #15
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I was in a drunken haranguing mood last night, so I drunkenly harangued him into signing up while I was talking to him on the phone. He may have been just trying to placate me.
Well, he has no idea what he's missing!
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